Interstate 81

Virginia’s Major Interstates, Ranked by Sexiness

While Virginia is known for a variety of fascinating topics, one particular aspect stands out like a glowing beacon of irresistible lust: infrastructure. So we did the research on Virginia’s major interstates, and have finally reached a [read more ... ]

“Speed Limits Aren’t Actually Enforced by Aircraft” Says Guy Who Just Fucking Got Here

LYNCHBURG, Va. — In what he presumably thought was an earth-shattering revelation, new Virginia resident Dan Bokman shared with some friends at a Lynchburg bar that he was “pretty sure speed limits aren’t actually enforced by aircraft on [read more ... ]

Scientists Send Rover In Search Of Intelligent Life West Of Interstate 81

STAUNTON, Va. — The age-old question of whether or not there is any organic, intelligent life to the west of Interstate 81 may finally be answered, as representatives at the NASA Langley Research Center in Hampton have confirmed that they are [read more ... ]