Jackson Ward

Friendship Level Confirmed by Friend Who Didn’t Share Tots at Sticky Rice

RICHMOND, Va. — In an apparent effort to lose all of his friends, Richmond native and selfish asshole Chris Baker ordered a bucket of tots at Sticky Rice without sharing, sources confirmed Sunday. A small group of friends had gathered at Sticky [read more ... ]

VCU Student Willing to Drive 20 Minutes to Mom’s House Instead of Venturing Into Basement for Laundry

RICHMOND, Va. — VCU freshman Sarah Wagner has been observed travelling to her mom’s house in Henrico to do laundry instead of using the laundry room in her dormitory basement. Wagner, who started at VCU in August, reported that it is the first [read more ... ]

Jackson Ward Bike Thief Steals Bike-Share Bikes, Returns Them All Next Night

JACKSON WARD — In a stunning turn of events that halted a police investigation of less than 24 hours, a complete set of stolen bike-share bicycles were returned to their Jackson Ward rack yesterday evening. The set of eight bikes were stolen from [read more ... ]

Hell Block Resident Calls Police on Suspiciously Quiet Neighbor

RICHMOND, Va. — After observing her neighbor spend multiple nights avoiding wild parties and maintaining a reasonably low volume, Hell Block resident Eliza Ferguson contacted the police to investigate this suspiciously reclusive behavior. [read more ... ]

Mayor Levar Stoney Seen Responding to Gig on Lindsey’s List

RICHMOND, Va. — In an admirable move toward helping the local neighborhood community, Richmond mayor Levar Stoney was seen today responding to an ad in the Facebook group “Lindsey’s List,” volunteering to help University of Richmond graduate [read more ... ]

Area Dad Can’t Wait to Tell Kids What Short Pump Was Like Before the Mall

HENRICO, Va. — Self-proclaimed Short Pump historian Miles Goode has made it his mission to educate his family about what the area was like before the mall, Short Pump Town Center, was built. Goode, a Mechanicsville resident and native, used to [read more ... ]

President Obama To Host Last Minute State Dinner At GWARbar

WASHINGTON, DC – According to a White House spokesperson, President Barack Obama is planning to host a spontaneous off-site state dinner at GWARbar in Richmond, Virginia. GWARbar, a small restaurant & bar in the historic Jackson Ward [read more ... ]