Jefferson Davis

Lee’s Horse Wonders What He Did to Deserve All of This

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing that he isn’t the enemy here, the unnamed horse on the Robert E. Lee Monument is pleading with protestors on Monument Avenue to leave him in peace, reports confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Op-ed: With JEB Stuart Gone, How Will I Remember the Time He Defeated Napoleon at Constantinople?

In today’s age of politically correct culture, the far left has called for the removal of Confederate monuments that have graced our beautiful city for generations. It appears the next casualty of their wokeness is JEB Stuart, and I have to draw [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Inadvertently Makes Perfect Case for Destroying White History

RICHMOND, Va. — In another of the apoplectic racially charged outbursts that have become her signature, Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) inadvertently made an airtight case for erasing white history in the United States. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue Preservation Group Granted More Time to Dry Their Racist Tears

RICHMOND, Va. — Saying that it’s the least he could do for a group that will likely be forced to surrender just as the Confederates did, a judge in Richmond has given the Monument Avenue Preservation Group an indefinite amount of time to dry [read more ... ]

Richmond Tourism Plummets Five Trillion Percent in Single Week Following Removal of Monuments

RICHMOND, Va. — Warning that the city’s revenue could face more disaster if the monuments are further tampered with, the Richmond Tourism Board (RTB) saw a five trillion percent decrease in tourism to the capital city in the days following the [read more ... ]

Protesters Take Down Jefferson Davis Monument, History Is Changed, Car No Longer Invented

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the toppling of the Jefferson Davis monument on Monument Avenue, Virginians across the commonwealth woke up this morning to a startling discovery: the common motor vehicle is no longer in existence. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue to Be Renamed Avenue

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the pending removal of the Confederate monuments on the iconic street, city officials are also planning to rename Monument Avenue to simply Avenue, sources revealed Monday. RELATED (article continued below): Castleburg [read more ... ]

Christopher Columbus Monument Thinking It Might Be Best to Lay Low for a While

RICHMOND, Va. — Saying that the recent announcement of the taking down of Monument Avenue’s Robert E. Lee monument has him feeling uneasy, the city’s local Christopher Columbus monument announced plans to lay low for a while. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

City Finally Adds Context to Confederate Monuments

RELATED: Monument Avenue Protesters Demand Removal of Confederate Cornhole Players Mayor Levar Stoney Proposes Moving Monument Avenue, Leave Monuments Behind Virginia Flaggers Debut White Cloth Face Mask to Commemorate Confederacy Guy Who Spent [read more ... ]