metererologists

Opossum Not Hit by Car on Route 29, Signaling Six More Weeks of Unpredictable Weather

ALTAVISTA, Va. — Al the Altavista Opossum, Virginia’s own marsupial meteorologist, did not die on the side of the Route 29 today, meaning that Virginians can look forward to six more weeks of completely unpredictable weather. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

CBS 6 Weather Predictions Reduced to Shrugging and Saying “Sure, Why Not”

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that conventional methods of meteorological study were not enough to keep up with the ever-changing weather in Virginia, CBS 6 will reduce their weather forecast segments to a single meteorologist standing in front of a [read more ... ]

Virginia Meteorologists: “We have no fucking clue what to expect this winter”

WAKEFIELD, Va. — After what felt like a never ending summer filled with relentless heat & humidity, the state’s leading meteorologists have issued a statement regarding the upcoming winter season, announcing that they haven’t the slightest [read more ... ]