Midlothian

Church Hill Fiancée Culls Friends Who Defected to Midlothian From Wedding Invite List

CHURCH HILL, Va. — Bride-to-be and proud Church Hill resident Sarah Mahoney has begun uninviting friends to her wedding after learning of their decision to move to Midlothian, The Peedmont learned Monday. Both Mahoney and her fiancée Raymond [read more ... ]

Guy With Unleashed Dog at Maymont Assures Everyone Nothing Going to Happen, Probably

RICHMOND, Va. — An otherwise uneventful day at the picturesque Maymont park became fraught with unease when suddenly a bright green tennis ball flew through the air just above the luscious grass, followed immediately after by an untethered German [read more ... ]

Midlothian Man Who Never Watches Football Ready to Kill You If You Talk During the Commercials

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Claiming that the commercials are the most entertaining part of the Super Bowl and that you’d better shut the hell up while they’re on, Midlothian resident Roger Hampton is ready to kill you if you talk during the game’s [read more ... ]

Midlothian Man Tired of Hearing What His Coworker Karen Would Do If She Won Lottery

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — After patiently listening to a neverending diatribe about a financial paradise that will never exist, a Midlothian resident is reportedly sick and tired of hearing his coworker’s consistent blabbering about what she would do [read more ... ]

Disagreement Over Pronunciation of Powhite Parkway Leads to Divorce

RICHMOND, Va. — Henrico residents Melinda and Michael Phillips have reportedly filed for an immediate and uncontested divorce. The couple, who just observed their seventh wedding anniversary, claims their marriage has been crumbling for years over [read more ... ]

Recent Richmond Transplant Calls Any Area He Goes to Drink “the Fan”

RICHMOND, Va. — It has been reported that new Richmond resident Zach Potter believes any and all bars in the Richmond area are located in the Fan. The disconnect was first discovered by Potter’s friend Bill Under while the two were out drinking [read more ... ]