Millennial

Millennials in Richmond Now 8% More Screwed Due to Housing Value Increase

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent survey of real estate values in the Richmond metropolitan area that concluded property assessments have risen nearly 8%, local millennials appear to be screwed by that same margin. RELATED Area Millennial Waits [read more ... ]

Richmond Millennial Resettlement Program Sees Record Numbers

RICHMOND, Va. — According to a report released by the City of Richmond, the newly formed Millennial Resettlement Initiative (MIRI) has seen a record number of applications from throughout the United States in the first week and a half of 2019. [read more ... ]

Area Millennial Waits Patiently for Satirical News Site to Start Covering the Next Generation

RICHMOND, Va. — Local millennial Walter Harris, who always hopes to read satirical articles mocking Generation Z, was once again reportedly disappointed by his favorite satirical news site. “Every morning I wake up and see a satirical article [read more ... ]

Arlington Millennial Keeps Insisting That Living in Arlington “Just as Good as Living in Georgetown” for Reassurance

ARLINGTON, Va. — Local young professional Avery Hobson, 27, has reportedly spent the better part of the last two years strenuously arguing that residing in Arlington is “just as good as living in Georgetown.” Her position on this topic, which [read more ... ]

Unemployed DC Millennial to Work at Non-Profit and Move Back in with Parents

WASHINGTON — Hope Hicks, 29, known primarily as the face of the “Hourglass Adventures” children’s novels, has announced that she will officially be joining the growing non-profit Leech for America (LFA). Hicks will be taking over as Director [read more ... ]

Alexandria Millennials Turning to Books Following Deregulation of Net Neutrality

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — On Thursday the FFC issued a decision that resulted in the complete repeal of measures put in place to protect America’s net neutrality. In the hours following this decision the fallout swept quickly across the internet and [read more ... ]