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Op-ed: With JEB Stuart Gone, How Will I Remember the Time He Defeated Napoleon at Constantinople?

In today’s age of politically correct culture, the far left has called for the removal of Confederate monuments that have graced our beautiful city for generations. It appears the next casualty of their wokeness is JEB Stuart, and I have to draw [read more ... ]

Stonewall Jackson Monument to Be Replaced by Statue We’ll Find Offensive in 2085

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the removal of the Stonewall Jackson Monument that has sat on Monument Avenue since 1919, the Richmond city council has hinted that while its replacement has yet to be determined, it will most likely be something we will [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Interim Chief Resigns to Take More Hands-On Role in Brutalizing Protesters

RICHMOND, Va. — Interim Richmond Police Chief William Blackwell has announced his resignation in order to take more of a hands-on community policing role brutalizing protesters, the organization announced Sunday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

RPD Ignores White Man on Horse Despite New Curfew

RELATED: Columbus Statue Discovers Bottom of Fountain Lake RPD Chief William Smith Resigns, is Immediately Tear-Gassed Monument Avenue to Be Renamed Avenue GWAR’s Oderus Urungus To Be Newest Addition To Monument Avenue Monument Avenue [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Inadvertently Makes Perfect Case for Destroying White History

RICHMOND, Va. — In another of the apoplectic racially charged outbursts that have become her signature, Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) inadvertently made an airtight case for erasing white history in the United States. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Liberty University’s New White History Course Just 50 Minutes of Staring at Statue

LYNCHBURG, Va. — Describing the course as a way of preserving white America’s rich history of enslaving and refusing civil liberties to marginalized groups of people, Liberty University announced a new class that will consist of staring at [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue Preservation Group Granted More Time to Dry Their Racist Tears

RICHMOND, Va. — Saying that it’s the least he could do for a group that will likely be forced to surrender just as the Confederates did, a judge in Richmond has given the Monument Avenue Preservation Group an indefinite amount of time to dry [read more ... ]

Richmond Tourism Plummets Five Trillion Percent in Single Week Following Removal of Monuments

RICHMOND, Va. — Warning that the city’s revenue could face more disaster if the monuments are further tampered with, the Richmond Tourism Board (RTB) saw a five trillion percent decrease in tourism to the capital city in the days following the [read more ... ]

Ghost of Robert E. Lee Amongst Protesters to Take Down Robert E. Lee Monument

RICHMOND, Va. — Marching to protest the existence of a monument to his very own self, the ghost of Robert E. Lee was spotted amongst the protesters at the 5000 Man March, which called for the removal of Confederate monuments, sources confirmed [read more ... ]