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Monument Avenue Mansion Plummets $2.87 in Value Following Lee Monument Decision

RICHMOND, Va. — Following a Richmond judge’s decision to side with Gov. Northam in the legal battle to remove the Lee Monument on Monument Avenue by dissolving an injunction that had blocked the removal process of the Confederate statue for [read more ... ]

Robert E. Lee Statue Scolded by Judge for Showing up To Court Wearing Graffiti

RICHMOND, Va. — Criticizing the statue for looking like a complete trainwreck, judge Richard Troxley scolded the Robert E. Lee monument for arriving at court completely covered in graffiti, sources confirmed Monday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Robert E. Lee Statue Hoping for a Shout-Out at Next Debate

RICHMOND, Va. — Convinced it will improve his odds of not getting taken down, the Robert E. Lee Monument is hoping for some kind of shout-out in the next presidential debate, the statue confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): Lee [read more ... ]

Lee’s Horse Wonders What He Did to Deserve All of This

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing that he isn’t the enemy here, the unnamed horse on the Robert E. Lee Monument is pleading with protestors on Monument Avenue to leave him in peace, reports confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Op-ed: With JEB Stuart Gone, How Will I Remember the Time He Defeated Napoleon at Constantinople?

In today’s age of politically correct culture, the far left has called for the removal of Confederate monuments that have graced our beautiful city for generations. It appears the next casualty of their wokeness is JEB Stuart, and I have to draw [read more ... ]

Stonewall Jackson Monument to Be Replaced by Statue We’ll Find Offensive in 2085

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the removal of the Stonewall Jackson Monument that has sat on Monument Avenue since 1919, the Richmond city council has hinted that while its replacement has yet to be determined, it will most likely be something we will [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Interim Chief Resigns to Take More Hands-On Role in Brutalizing Protesters

RICHMOND, Va. — Interim Richmond Police Chief William Blackwell has announced his resignation in order to take more of a hands-on community policing role brutalizing protesters, the organization announced Sunday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

RPD Ignores White Man on Horse Despite New Curfew

RELATED: Columbus Statue Discovers Bottom of Fountain Lake RPD Chief William Smith Resigns, is Immediately Tear-Gassed Monument Avenue to Be Renamed Avenue GWAR’s Oderus Urungus To Be Newest Addition To Monument Avenue Monument Avenue [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Inadvertently Makes Perfect Case for Destroying White History

RICHMOND, Va. — In another of the apoplectic racially charged outbursts that have become her signature, Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) inadvertently made an airtight case for erasing white history in the United States. RELATED (article [read more ... ]