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Op-ed: With Robert. E Lee Gone, How Will I Remember the Time He Defeated Napoleon at Constantinople?

In today’s age of politically correct culture, the far left has called for the removal of Confederate monuments that have graced our beautiful city for generations. It appears the next casualty of their wokeness is Robert E. Lee, and I have to [read more ... ]

Defeated Robert. E Lee Orders Monument Avenue Burned to the Ground

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Situation Intensifies at Church Hill Four-Way Stop as Four Drivers’ Refusal to Go First Enters Fourteenth Hour

RICHMOND, Va. — Reporters are on the scene of an incident in Church Hill as four cars remain at a complete standstill at a four-way stop. The drivers, stopped at the intersection of 27th and Leigh Streets, tell press that they can’t figure out [read more ... ]

Guy Who Spent Seven Minutes on Civil War Wikipedia Page Ready to Get Into It in the Comments Section

MECHANICSVILLE, Va. — After spending a total of seven minutes on Wikipedia researching the Civil War, Mechanicsville resident Martin Clark felt prepared to go off in the comments section of a Richmond Times-Dispatch Facebook post, sources [read more ... ]

Liberty University’s New White History Course Just 50 Minutes of Staring at Statue

LYNCHBURG, Va. — Describing the course as a way of preserving white America’s rich history of enslaving and refusing civil liberties to marginalized groups of people, Liberty University announced a new class that will consist of staring at [read more ... ]

Lee Monument Comes in Third in Mayoral Race

RICHMOND, Va. — Finishing just a few thousand votes behind [second place candidate], Monument Avenue’s Robert E. Lee monument came in third place in yesterday’s mayoral election, officials announced Wednesday. “He wasn’t even on ballot, [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue Mansion Plummets $2.87 in Value Following Lee Monument Decision

RICHMOND, Va. — Following a Richmond judge’s decision to side with Gov. Northam in the legal battle to remove the Robert E. Lee statue on Monument Avenue, a homeowner on the famous street has reported that their property value dropped to $2.87 [read more ... ]

Robert E. Lee Statue Scolded by Judge for Showing up To Court Wearing Graffiti

RICHMOND, Va. — Criticizing the statue for looking like a complete trainwreck, judge Richard Troxley scolded the Robert E. Lee monument for arriving at court completely covered in graffiti, sources confirmed Monday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Robert E. Lee Statue Hoping for a Shout-Out at Next Debate

RICHMOND, Va. — Convinced it will improve his odds of not getting taken down, the Robert E. Lee Monument is hoping for some kind of shout-out in the next presidential debate, the statue confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): Lee [read more ... ]