Museum District

Stay-At-Home Policy Forces Roommates to Publicly Address Living Room Masturbation Issue

RICHMOND, Va. — Gov. Ralph Northam’s stay-at-home order has caused Fan roommates Brian Kilsey, Matthew Nguyen, and Chris Nichols to finally address their ongoing living room masturbation issue, sources confirmed Tuesday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Quarantined Museum District Neighbors Beautifully Sing GWAR’s “Saddam a Go-Go” From Balconies

RICHMOND, Va. — A group of quarantined neighbors on the 1900 block of Grove Avenue helped pass the time by singing Gwar’s popular song “Saddam a Go-Go” in unison, sources confirmed Tuesday. RELATED (article continued below): Following [read more ... ]

Tree House in Museum District Backyard Sells for $1.2 Million

RICHMOND, Va. — The latest example of the seller’s market for Richmond real estate manifested itself when a tree house in the backyard of a home on the 3300 block of Grove Avenue sold for $1.2 million last week, sources confirmed today. [read more ... ]

Museum District Hipster Gets the Spanish Flu

RICHMOND, Va. — Amidst the spread of coronavirus throughout the state of Virginia, a hipster from the museum district has incredibly been diagnosed with the infamous Spanish flu, sources confirmed Thursday. The Strangeways Brewing bartender and [read more ... ]

Church Hill Fiancée Culls Friends Who Defected to Midlothian From Wedding Invite List

CHURCH HILL, Va. — Bride-to-be and proud Church Hill resident Sarah Mahoney has begun uninviting friends to her wedding after learning of their decision to move to Midlothian, The Peedmont learned Monday. Both Mahoney and her fiancée Raymond [read more ... ]

Brewery Patron Too Shy to Order Something Else After Sampling Disgusting Pilsner

RICHMOND, Va. — Museum District resident Brock Samuels was forced to endure a disgusting pilsner after being overcome with shyness at the prospect of ordering something else once he tasted a free sample of the pilsner, sources confirmed this [read more ... ]

Richmond Man Makes Fortune After Discovering Untapped Beard Oil Deposit

RICHMOND, Va. — A local man got the surprise of his life Thursday evening after discovering one of Richmond’s few remaining untapped beard oil deposits under the floor of his Fan apartment. RELATED (article continued below): VCU Now Requiring [read more ... ]

UFC Announces Upcoming Fight in Ellwood Thompson’s Parking Lot

RICHMOND, Va. — Speaking in front of an eager crowd at the popular Ellwood Thompson’s supermarket in Richmond’s Museum District, UFC officials announced an exhibition parking lot brawl between two esteemed neighborhood fighters. The grand [read more ... ]

Main Street China Dragon Declares Itself Richmond Chinatown

RICHMOND, Va. — Determined to plant a seed of Chinese culture in the midtown area of the city, China Dragon owner Jing Li declared her restaurant the official Richmond Chinatown, sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): VCU [read more ... ]