Museum District

Main Street China Dragon Declares Itself Richmond Chinatown

RICHMOND, Va. — Determined to plant a seed of Chinese culture in the midtown area of the city, China Dragon owner Jing Li declared her restaurant the official Richmond Chinatown, sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): VCU [read more ... ]

Henrico Woman Who Plans to Spend New Year’s Eve at Home Hailed as Genius

HENRICO, Va. — In an impeccable feat of extraordinary intellect, social mastermind and extreme introvert Jenna Parkerson has announced plans to stay home this New Year’s Eve, sources confirmed today. RELATED (article continued below): Bring [read more ... ]

Windsor Farms Woman Calls Police on Black Man Riding Horse at Museum

RICHMOND, Va. — Less than a week after making its Richmond debut, “Rumors of War” is already causing quite a commotion. Windsor Farms resident Karen Roberts contacted the Richmond Police Department last night to report a suspicious man [read more ... ]

VCU Student Quits Drama-Filled Restaurant For Another Drama-Filled Restaurant

RICHMOND, Va. — Having had enough of that bitch Taylor’s bullshit, VCU student McKenzie Ellis abruptly quit her stressful job as a server at Metro Bar & Grill last week for an equally stressful opportunity at Kabana Rooftop, sources [read more ... ]

Doctor Confirms Participant in Richmond Marathon Still Going to Die One Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that his healthy nature and superior endurance ultimately mean nothing, local doctors announced today that Anthem Richmond Marathon participant Christopher Locklear will still eventually die. Dr. Sharon Dorner, a [read more ... ]

Report: Arts Major Who Hasn’t Cleaned in Four Years Blames Landlord for Poor Conditions

Richmond, Va. — Recent VCU graduate, Kellen Heinrich has finally had enough of the poor living conditions he faces in his Grace Street apartment, which he has lived in for four years, and fully blames his landlord, Craig Jerrell. Heinrich, who [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue Millionaire Hands out Full-Sized Candy Bars Like Some Kind of Big Shot

RICHMOND, Va. — On All Hallows’ Eve, eleventh-generation Richmonder Edward Bellingham didn’t skimp on the sweet treats and reportedly handed out nothing but the good stuff all night long. A wealthy resident of Monument Avenue, Bellingham [read more ... ]

Church Hill Fiancée Culls Friends Who Defected to Midlothian From Wedding Invite List

CHURCH HILL, Va. — Bride-to-be and proud Church Hill resident Sarah Mahoney has begun uninviting friends to her wedding after learning of their decision to move to Midlothian, The Peedmont learned Monday. Both Mahoney and her fiancée Raymond [read more ... ]

Family Prepares for Dad’s Annual Blackout at St. Benedict Oktoberfest

RICHMOND, Va. — Gearing up for what’s bound to be a fun afternoon, the McPherson family is preparing for the annual St. Benedict Oktoberfest, which is a wonderful opportunity to support their community, have some fun, play a few games, and brace [read more ... ]