Museum District

Area Raccoon Disappointed In Museum District Garbage Selections

RICHMOND, Va. – After scavenging through the garbage of many Museum District residencies, a local raccoon has reportedly expressed massive amounts of dissatisfaction towards his findings. “I was really hoping for some leftovers from Fancy [read more ... ]

Jeans Still Damp After Seventh Cycle in Fan Apartment Dryer

RICHMOND, Va. — Fan resident Abby Marino reported that even after a seventh run through the dryer, the pair of jeans she was attempting to dry before work were still a little damp. Marino moved into her apartment, located on the corner of Floyd [read more ... ]

Balliceaux Ghost Warns Prospective Restaurant Owners, “Get Out! Get Out!”

RICHMOND, Va. — Screaming in anguish to discourage a new restaurant from taking over its space, the ghost of 203 N. Lombardy St. warned all who entered to leave immediately or face the wrath of a deadly curse that has plagued the location, sources [read more ... ]

New Strawberry Street Restaurant to Feature Salad Bar Bidet

RICHMOND, Va. — In keeping with Strawberry Street Café’s popular decor, especially their famous bathtub salad bar, the venue’s new owners plan to install a salad bar bidet, sources confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Experts Suggest Not Going for Illegal Left Turn on Broad Street Even Though It May Cut Your Commute Time in Half

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that a shortened commute wasn’t worth the risks involved, experts at University of Richmond’s School of Broad Street Transportation are advising that motorists not attempt to make illegal left turns on the length of [read more ... ]

Following Lengthy Investigation, Richmond Police Charge Arthur Ashe Monument With Assault Against Children

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond Police Chief William C. Smith held a press conference this morning to proudly announce the arrest of the Arthur Ashe Monument. RELATED (article continued below): Support our mission to help spread the word of satire by [read more ... ]

Tree House in Museum District Backyard Sells for $1.2 Million

RICHMOND, Va. — The latest example of the seller’s market for Richmond real estate manifested itself when a tree house in the backyard of a home on the 3300 block of Grove Avenue sold for $1.2 million last week, sources confirmed today. [read more ... ]

Richmond Man Makes Fortune After Discovering Untapped Beard Oil Deposit

RICHMOND, Va. — A local man got the surprise of his life Thursday evening after discovering one of Richmond’s few remaining untapped beard oil deposits under the floor of his Fan apartment. RELATED (article continued below): VCU Now Requiring [read more ... ]

Local Monument Vandal Currently Taking Requests

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to bring diversity and creativity to the traditional practice of defacing Confederate monuments, Carytown resident Jimmy Lakash announced today that he is currently taking requests for upcoming acts of vandalism. [read more ... ]