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Fan Resident OK With Going Wherever for Dinner Tonight

RICHMOND, Va. — In a classic case of dining indifference, a local Fan resident is OK with going wherever for dinner tonight, sources confirmed Saturday. RELATED (article continued below): Fan Resident Trained For Seven Months To Complain About [read more ... ]

Conservative Wants to Make Left Turn, Decides That’s a Good Enough Reason to Remove Monuments

RICHMOND, Va. — Mechanicsville resident Jimmy Davis recently disclosed that, despite his previous beliefs, he is now open to removing the monuments on Monument Avenue in order to make driving on the road more manageable. Davis, a roofer by trade, [read more ... ]

Jefferson Hotel Having Second Thoughts About Instituting Giant Jenga During Tea Time

RICHMOND, Va. — The Jefferson Hotel has served Richmond since 1895, bringing a high level of class and sophistication to the city and those wanting to take their marital infidelity to the next level. However, these past few months, in an attempt [read more ... ]

Ghost of Video Fan Employee Haunts Redbox Patrons

RICHMOND, Va. — Local patrons of the popular video rental service Redbox have complained to company officials about bizarre happenings during their checkout experience at Richmond locations. Reports of a disembodied voice complaining about the [read more ... ]

Op-ed: I’m a Monument Avenue Purebred and You Play Cornhole Where I Shit

Hey you. Yeah, you. Just who do you think you are? I may just look like an innocent purebred with perfect lineage I can trace back 14 generations, but I’ve got something to say to you. Every year, as spring slowly transitions into summer, you [read more ... ]

Rocketts Landing Resident Assures Friends in the Fan “It’s Really Not That Far Away”

RICHMOND, Va. — Local resident McKayla Turner recently moved from her rental apartment in the Fan to a townhouse that she purchased in Rocketts Landing. However, she discovered that it’s been very difficult to convince her friends who live [read more ... ]

Karen Shows up to Pony Pasture in Riding Pants, Disappointed

RICHMOND, Va. — A plethora of little horsies eager to be ridden — that’s what VCU Freshmen Karen Whicker was expecting to find on her first visit to Pony Pasture. RELATED (article continued below): New Research Suggests 17 Percent of Richmond [read more ... ]

Main Street China Dragon Declares Itself Richmond Chinatown

RICHMOND, Va. — Determined to plant a seed of Chinese culture in the midtown area of the city, China Dragon owner Jing Li declared her restaurant the official Richmond Chinatown, sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): VCU [read more ... ]

Texas Beach Votes to Secede From Richmond

RICHMOND, Va. — Beloved summer hangout Texas Beach has shocked locals by suddenly voting to secede from Richmond and become its own fully autonomous territory. City officials received a certified letter in the mail early Friday morning notifying [read more ... ]