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Dominion Announced as Primary Coal Ash Supplier for Santa

NORTH POLE — As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa Claus announced today at his headquarters that Dominion Energy would be providing coal ash for all the naughty kids of the world. RELATED (article continued below): Need to get something other [read more ... ]

Virginia Coal Country Anxiously Awaits Order From S. Claus Inc.

RICHMOND, Va. — As the Christmas holiday looms closer and closer, the coal industry throughout Virginia is eagerly awaiting their annual order from S. Claus Inc. The James River Coal Company (JRCC), one of the state’s largest coal production [read more ... ]

Santa Stops At Hardywood; Outraged To Find They’ve Run Out Of Gingerbread Stout

NORTH POLE – What should’ve been a jolly Christmas Eve filled with joy and good tidings took a turn for the worst when Santa reportedly became enraged to discover that the popular Hardywood brewery had run out of its famous Gingerbread Stout. [read more ... ]