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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
October 22, 2020 in Statewide // Third Presidential Debate Sponsored by Depend
October 21, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Tourist in Shenandoah Determined to Feed Wildlife, Despite All of the Signs
October 20, 2020 in Statewide // Terry McAuliffe Furious Upon Learning Longtime “Hangover Nausea Cure” Is Being Discontinued
October 20, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Exhibitionist Leaf Very Excited for Upcoming Foliage Festival
October 19, 2020 in Richmond // Robert E. Lee Statue Scolded by Judge for Showing up To Court Wearing Graffiti
October 17, 2020 in Richmond // UVA Bro Tailgates Birth of Son in Hospital Parking Lot
October 16, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Park Rangers Issue Warnings After Hiker Encounters Pack Of Basic Bitches
October 15, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Op-Ed: I Used to Think Gentrification Was a Bad Thing, Then I Tried Korean BBQ Tacos With an IPA
October 14, 2020 in Richmond // Northam Kindly Asks Kidnappers to Wash Their Hands Before Dragging Him Out of the Executive Mansion
October 13, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Zillow Now Advertising Nuclear Blast Radius in Northern Virginia Listings

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In Light of ‘Fund Our Future’ Rally, Northam Bans No. 2 Pencils

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the ‘Fund Our Future’ rally in which hundreds of teachers protested for increased funding for public schools, Gov. Ralph Northam has instituted a temporary ban on No. 2 pencils in the classroom. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Polling Shows Healthcare, Ending Goddamn Campaign Commercials Top Issues in Today’s Election

RICHMOND, Va. — A new poll of voters across the commonwealth revealed that the top issues people are focusing on in today’s elections are healthcare and putting an end to the goddamn campaign commercials. RELATED: “Who’s Running in [read more ... ]

Northam Seen Taking Bolt Scooter From Executive Mansion to Work

RICHMOND, Va. — Gov. Ralph Northam was observed this week taking a Bolt scooter from the Executive Mansion to Capitol Square to begin his workday. According to sources, the harrowing five-minute walk was lessened to approximately four minutes and [read more ... ]

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