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June 8, 2018 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
April 6, 2020 in Statewide // Report: It’s Still Fucking Monday Even While Working From Home
April 4, 2020 in Tidewater // Closure of Public Beaches Improves Virginia Beach by 200% Overnight
April 2, 2020 in Richmond // Half-Empty PBR Can Trashed After Months on Porch Missed by Community
April 1, 2020 in Richmond // Chesterfield Dad Driven to Day Drinking Trying to Teach Son “New Math”
March 31, 2020 in Richmond // Stay-At-Home Policy Forces Roommates to Publicly Address Living Room Masturbation Issue
March 30, 2020 in Richmond // CDC Confirms 3rd Street Diner Patrons Only Bit of Population Immune to Coronavirus
March 29, 2020 in Statewide // Is This Man the New Seal of Virginia?
March 28, 2020 in Richmond // New Study Reveals 100% of Richmonders Base Grocery Store Options on Whether or Not They Carry Ukrop’s Baked Goods
March 26, 2020 in Richmond // The National to Offer To-Go Concerts During Pandemic
March 25, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Falwell Offers Liberty Students a Chance to Meet Jesus by the End of the Semester

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In Light of ‘Fund Our Future’ Rally, Northam Bans No. 2 Pencils

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the ‘Fund Our Future’ rally in which hundreds of teachers protested for increased funding for public schools, Gov. Ralph Northam has instituted a temporary ban on No. 2 pencils in the classroom. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Polling Shows Healthcare, Ending Goddamn Campaign Commercials Top Issues in Today’s Election

RICHMOND, Va. — A new poll of voters across the commonwealth revealed that the top issues people are focusing on in today’s elections are healthcare and putting an end to the goddamn campaign commercials. RELATED: “Who’s Running in [read more ... ]

Northam Seen Taking Bolt Scooter From Executive Mansion to Work

RICHMOND, Va. — Gov. Ralph Northam was observed this week taking a Bolt scooter from the Executive Mansion to Capitol Square to begin his workday. According to sources, the harrowing five-minute walk was lessened to approximately four minutes and [read more ... ]

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