Northern Neck

Terry McAuliffe Furious Upon Learning Longtime “Hangover Nausea Cure” Is Being Discontinued

HEATHSVILLE, Va. — Calling the decision a betrayal of Virginia’s finest export second to Hardywood’s Gingerbread Stout, former governor of Virginia Terry McAuliffe is furious with Coca-Cola’s decision to discontinue the production of [read more ... ]

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RICHMOND, Va. — Capitol Police thwarted an attempt to kidnap Governor Ralph Northam late Tuesday evening, uncovering a bizarre plot involving a windowless van and scores of fresh Chesapeake oysters, sources confirmed Saturday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Ginuwine Named Grand Marshall of 2020 Chincoteague Pony Swim

CHINCOTEAGUE, Va. — An old tradition got a new twist as organizers of the 95th annual Chincoteague Pony Swim named R&B singer Ginuwine as the grand marshall in an attempt to bring more tourism dollars to the local economy. The Chincoteague [read more ... ]

Trump Drafts Chincoteague Ponies to Form First Space Cavalry

ACCOMACK, Va. — Following a surprise statement earlier this week confirming that the United States would soon have a new branch of the military called the “Space Force,” President Donald Trump made headlines once again by revealing that the [read more ... ]

We Ranked the Two Restaurants in Aylett, Virginia From Best to Worst

KING WILLIAM, Va. — Restaurant week is here in Aylett, Virginia (population: the cousins you never visit) and that means it’s time for The Peedmont to rate the best and worst dining experiences podunk Virginia has to offer. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Creepy Dad at Urbanna Oyster Festival Can’t Stop Mentioning That Oysters Are an Aphrodisiac

URBANNA, Va. — Despite the discomfort of fellow Urbanna Oyster Festival attendees, local dad Steve Haynes insisted on sharing the well-known information about oysters being an aphrodisiac, sources confirmed Sunday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Chris Brown Pleads Guilty to Assault, Sentenced to Five Years of Living in Tappahannock Again

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. — After pleading guilty to felony assault of a photographer dating back to an altercation in a Florida club in early 2017, singer and entertainer Chris Brown has been sentenced to five years of living in his hometown of [read more ... ]

Chesapeake Crabs Moving to Maryland to Get Baked

NORTHUMBERLAND, Va. — Residents who live by the Chesapeake Bay have noticed a new trend with the local biology. Increasingly, it appears as if the Commonwealth’s population of Chesapeake crabs are moving north into Maryland in order to get [read more ... ]