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Our Critic Couldn’t Get Tickets to “Hamilton” so We Reviewed the Bucket Drummers Instead

When we saw “Hamilton” was coming to town, we just knew we had to get tickets for strictly professional purposes. However, after assigning our cheapest best stage theater critic to get us tickets for it, we quickly realized that we missed the [read more ... ]

Suburban Resident Content With Less Than Mediocre Parallel Parking Job

RICHMOND, Va. — As indicated by his simple shrug and quick exit of the scene, it appears that Charlie Wright, a resident of the neighboring Mechanicsville area, is satisfied with his sub-par parallel parking job on 2nd street in Downtown [read more ... ]

Stomach Churns as Lime Green Parking-Ticket Envelope on Windshield Is Spotted From Two Blocks Away

RICHMOND, Va. — Upon spotting the lime green envelope of a parking ticket on the hood of his vehicle from two blocks away, the stomach of downtown resident Thomas Hale twisted into a painful knot, sources confirmed Monday. “I had just left my [read more ... ]

Couple Spends NYE In Washington, DC For A Night Of Looking For Parking

WASHINGTON, DC – A Virginia couple has embarked on a trip to Washington, DC this New Year’s Eve for a night of celebration, festivities, and unintentional city sightseeing while looking for a place to park. The journey began yesterday afternoon [read more ... ]