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Officials Replace Philip Morris Statue With Giant Joint To Commemorate Marijuana Legalization

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Altria Cigarette Monument Diagnosed With Cancer

RICHMOND, Va. — Altria released a statement today confirming reports that its cigarette monument has been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer. “This is sad news for all of us in the Altria corporate family,” the statement read in part. “We [read more ... ]

Altria Releases New Study Linking Lung Cancer to Karma, Not Cigarettes

RICHMOND, Va. — Results from a health study undertaken by Altria Group, Inc. were released today, revealing that one of the top causes of lung cancer is actually not cigarette and tobacco smoke, but the vengeful force of karma instead. Phillip [read more ... ]

Altria Study Finds Sponsoring Local Stuff Easier Than Not Killing Customers With Cancer

RICHMOND, Va. — A recent study released by Altria has found that sponsoring local events and buildings is cheaper and easier than simply not killing people with cigarettes. Altria, the parent company behind Marlboro Cigarettes and other [read more ... ]