politics

Polling Shows Healthcare, Ending Goddamn Campaign Commercials Top Issues in Tuesday’s Election

RICHMOND, Va. — A new poll of voters across the commonwealth revealed that the top issues people are focusing on in Tuesday’s midterm elections are healthcare and putting an end to the goddamn campaign commercials. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Virginia General Assembly Relocated 500 Feet Away From School Tours to Accommodate Joe Morrissey

RICHMOND, Va. — Members of the Virginia General Assembly were forced to relocate on the first day of the 2020 legislative session because the presence of Sen. Joe Morrisey conflicted with a pre-planned tour of high school students, sources [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Insists Bucket of Pig’s Blood for Child’s Science Experiment

RICHMOND, Va. — Dismissing rumors that she was plotting a cruel prank against a Democratic colleague, Sen. Amanda Chase, R-Chesterfield, insisted that the 5-gallon bucket of pig’s blood sitting in her office was actually for one of her [read more ... ]

Windsor Farms Woman Calls Police on Black Man Riding Horse at Museum

RICHMOND, Va. — Less than a week after making its Richmond debut, “Rumors of War” is already causing quite a commotion. Windsor Farms resident Karen Roberts contacted the Richmond Police Department last night to report a suspicious man [read more ... ]

Stoney: Stop Asking Me to Name a School After Jason Mraz

RICHMOND, Va. — Mayor Levar Stoney issued a statement earlier today saying he will no longer entertain the idea of naming a school after famous Richmonder Jason Mraz. RELATED (article continued below): Castleburg Brewery and Taproom offers [read more ... ]

In Light of ‘Fund Our Future’ Rally, Northam Bans No. 2 Pencils

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the ‘Fund Our Future’ rally in which hundreds of teachers protested for increased funding for public schools, Gov. Ralph Northam has instituted a temporary ban on No. 2 pencils in the classroom. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

The Peedmont Presents – Top 10 Articles Over 10 Years

The 2010s were full of dynamic stories and events, so we wanted to look back at some of the biggest highlights in the news over the past 10 years. Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort [read more ... ]

People Willing to Share Legal Opinions on Facebook Do Not Know What Impeachment Is

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has become the third President in American history to be impeached, resulting in many of our readers sharing extensive, complex legal opinions as to the pros and cons inherent in the process. Unfortunately, [read more ... ]

Ralph Northam Attends Virginia PrideFest in Rainbow Face

RICHMOND, Va. — In a bold attempt to get into the Pride spirit, Gov. Ralph Northam attended the VA PrideFest wearing rainbowface, sources confirmed Saturday. To the astonishment of everyone at the festival, Northam made his way through the grounds [read more ... ]