politics

Amanda Chase Apologizes in Advance for Next Horrible Words and Deeds

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming that her campaign schedule is becoming more demanding by the day, Virginia Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) gave a heartfelt preemptive apology for the unconscionable things she will undoubtedly say or do in the coming [read more ... ]

Famed Richard Nixon Impersonator to Perform at Paper Moon

RICHMOND, Va. — Roger Stone, former Trump adviser and amateur Richard Nixon impersonator will make his debut appearance at the Paper Moon gentlemen’s club this evening as a part of their “Out on Bail Amateur Extravaganza.” [read more ... ]

Maymont Integrates Black Bears and Polar Bears 65 Years after Brown v. Board of Education

RICHMOND, Va. — Animal civil rights advocates are applauding the announcement from Maymont’s Nature Center that they will begin desegregating their black bear and polar bear exhibits by May of this year. The announcement comes 65 years after the [read more ... ]

Henrico Family Forms New Tradition By Arguing Politics and Throwing Punches the Night Before Thanksgiving

HENRICO, Va. — In an innovative attempt to manage the stress caused by their relatives’ clashing personalities during the holidays, local couple Keith and Rebecca Krause made the decision this year to begin their family in-fighting on [read more ... ]

Mechanicsville Resident Left With Bulk Order of Anti-President Clinton Stickers

RICHMOND, Va. — Elmer Hubbard, a Trump voter, was just as surprised as anyone else when the election results came rolling in. “The Lord has answered my prayers,” Hubbard said, “but not as to what I’m supposed to do with all these darn [read more ... ]

Corey Stewart Introduces Medicaid Plan Offering Leeches And Rusted Cutlery

HARRISONBURG, Va. — During a rally in downtown Harrisonburg yesterday, Republican gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart unveiled his new, state-sponsored plan for health care, calling for the reintroduction of and reliance on medicinal leeches and [read more ... ]