Powhite Parkway

Richmond Police Declares Powhite Parkway Flooding an Unlawful Assembly

RICHMOND, Va. — Citing various crimes ranging from jaywalking to destruction of property, Richmond Police (RPD) has declared the extensive flooding throughout Powhite Parkway an unlawful assembly, the department confirmed Sunday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Powhite Toll Booth Plans to Retire Early After Receiving Years of Extra Change

RICHMOND, Va. — A Powhite toll booth recently announced its plan to go into early retirement after gaining copious amounts of excess change throughout its career. “I’ve worked hard for 30 years receiving coins, flashing my lights red and [read more ... ]

Karen Shows up to Pony Pasture in Riding Pants, Disappointed

RICHMOND, Va. — A plethora of little horsies eager to be ridden — that’s what VCU Freshmen Karen Whicker was expecting to find on her first visit to Pony Pasture. RELATED (article continued below): New Research Suggests 17 Percent of Richmond [read more ... ]

Disagreement Over Pronunciation of Powhite Parkway Leads to Divorce

RICHMOND, Va. — Henrico residents Melinda and Michael Phillips have reportedly filed for an immediate and uncontested divorce. The couple, who just observed their seventh wedding anniversary, claims their marriage has been crumbling for years over [read more ... ]