Punk

Terry McAuliffe Drunkenly Screams for “WAGON WHEEEELL!!” During NOFX’s Set at Punk in Drublic Festival

RICHMOND, Va. — Passionately expressing his desire to hear one of his favorite songs live, former Gov. Terry McAuliffe screamed for the classic ballad “Wagon Wheel” to be played halfway through punk band NOFX’s performance at the Punk in [read more ... ]

Punk in Drublic Festival to Feature Cigarette Stout and Huffing Glue Hefeweizen

RICHMOND, Va. — The Punk in Drublic craft beer and music festival will soon descend upon Richmond, bringing with it an eclectic group of punk bands and beers inspired by the scene. Local breweries such as Stone Brewing and Champion Brewing Company [read more ... ]

Local Businessman Attends Punk Show at Strange Matter in Collared Shirt, Desperate to Prove He Hasn’t “Sold Out”

RICHMOND, Va. — In an attempt to prove his dedication to the scene, local investment banker, Matthew Wilhelm, 37, was seen awkwardly lingering near the bar at Strange Matter as he attended the concert of his third favorite local folk-punk band [read more ... ]

Counter Culture Teen Willing To Give Tysons Corner A Chance

STAFFORD, Va. – After exhausting all possible shopping options that could tailor to his gloomy yet rebellious image, area teenager Jason Hoover has reportedly decided to give shopping mecca Tysons Corner a chance. Tysons Corner is home to two [read more ... ]