Republican

Amanda Chase Disappointed Right to Bear Arms Not Included in Equal Rights Amendment

RICHMOND, Va. — Calling it a “grievous omission” and “a clear dismissal of the fundamental differences between genders,” Sen. Amanda Chase (R-11) decried the proposed language of the Equal Rights Amendment (ERA) for making no mention of [read more ... ]

New Voice-Activated “Dave Brat Grill” Only Recognizes Voices of White Men

HENRICO, Va. — Rep. Dave Brat may represent the 7th District of Virginia, but he’s now also representing new innovations in compact grills. Similar to the beloved, bestselling Foreman Grill, Brat’s new “Town Hall Grill” responds to voice [read more ... ]

Corey Stewart Proposes to Move Capital Back to Danville

RICHMOND, Va. — Last week, Republican gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart announced his proposal to move Virginia’s capital back to Danville. Stewart claimed that Richmond has become too progressive over the decades since it regained its [read more ... ]

Official Corey Stewart Campaign Riverboat Late to Local Rally

GOOCHLAND, Va. — A rally in support of divisive Virginia gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart was delayed some three hours today due to the candidate’s late arrival. While normally such a delay would be innocuous in the midst of a competitive [read more ... ]

Corey Stewart Introduces Medicaid Plan Offering Leeches And Rusted Cutlery

HARRISONBURG, Va. — During a rally in downtown Harrisonburg yesterday, Republican gubernatorial candidate Corey Stewart unveiled his new, state-sponsored plan for health care, calling for the reintroduction of and reliance on medicinal leeches and [read more ... ]

New GOP Health Care Bill Eliminates Coverage For Trump-Induced Anxiety

WASHINGTON– After years of political staging and months of deliberation following the election of Donald Trump, GOP leaders have finally released their proposal to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act (ACA), known commonly as [read more ... ]

State GOP To Fight Planned Parenthood Veto With “Alternative Methods”

RICHMOND, Va. – Following Governor Terry McAuliffe’s veto of a controversial bill to defund Planned Parenthood this past Tuesday, members of Virginia’s GOP have announced plans to fight the ruling with a week-long rally on the State [read more ... ]

Hanover Resident Looking Forward To Warm Weather With Climate Change

ASHLAND, Va. – Following near-record highs during the winter season, Howard Lawson, a resident of Hanover County, is enjoying the current forecasted temperatures for the coming week. “Oh man, highs in the 60s in February? I’ll take it,” an [read more ... ]