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New Research Reveals That Absolutely Nobody in Virginia Should Drive in Snow

FAIRFAX, Va. — A new study conducted by researchers at George Mason University has unveiled that Virginia citizens should never be allowed to drive in the snow, regardless of circumstance. RELATED (article continued below): WxRisk Says Don’t [read more ... ]

New Study Finds Charlottesville Drivers Need To Hurry The Fuck Up

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. – Researchers at the University of Virginia have announced the results of a recent study on transportation in the Shenandoah region, concluding that drivers in and around Charlottesville “need to seriously hurry the fuck up [read more ... ]

Scientists Conduct Experiment To Determine Exact Color Of James River

ARLINGTON, Va. – A group of research associates with the National Science Foundation (NSF) have announced the launch of a new study to determine the exact color of the James River. The river, which flows through the central part of Virginia [read more ... ]