Richmond Police Department

Levar Stoney Denies Existence of Richmond Police Department

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the resignation of Chief Smith, Richmond mayor Levar Stoney has not only denied taking responsibility for Smith’s resignation, but has denied the existence of the Richmond Police Department (RPD) entirely, sources [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Send off Chief Smith With Honorary Tear Gas Salute

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Chief Smith Learns of Own Resignation Through Anonymous Tip

RICHMOND, Va. — Celebrating yet another successful collaboration between the Richmond Police Department and the local population, an anonymous tip informed Chief Smith of his own resignation, the department confirmed Wednesday. “Earlier this [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Chief Remains 100% Certain They May or May Not Have Stopped Mass Shooting

RICHMOND, Va. — Assuring the public that they probably did something, Richmond Police chief Gerald Smith is absolutely certain that they may or may not have stopped a mass shooting planned for July 4th at the Dogwood Dell or perhaps the Diamond or [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Reports They’re the Ones Who Killed Bin Laden

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming their efforts as one of the police department’s best victories yet, the Richmond Police Department (RPD) has taken responsibility for coordinating the raid that killed Osama bin Laden, the department confirmed Monday. [read more ... ]

New Richmond Police Chief Just Tear Gas Canister With Googly Eyes

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Virginia State Police Warns Show Of Police Accountability Could Set Dangerous Precedent Going Forward

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — Following the guilty murder and manslaughter verdicts of former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin over the killing of George Floyd, Virginia State Police (VSP) officials warned that an example of such police accountability [read more ... ]

RPD Enforces DUI Checkpoint on Ninth Green at Country Club of Virginia

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to combat the perils of alcohol with a dash of elitism Richmond Police have set up a DUI checkpoint on the green of the ninth hole at the prestigious Country Club of Virginia (CCV). On Saturday afternoon Sergeant Gil [read more ... ]

RPD Nominates Canister of Tear Gas For Citizen Review Board

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that his credentials were certified and appropriate, the Richmond Police Department (RPD) has nominated Pepper Mason, an unused tear gas canister, for the forthcoming citizen review board, the department announced [read more ... ]