Robert E. Lee

Op-ed: With Robert. E Lee Gone, How Will I Remember the Time He Defeated Napoleon at Constantinople?

In today’s age of politically correct culture, the far left has called for the removal of Confederate monuments that have graced our beautiful city for generations. It appears the next casualty of their wokeness is Robert E. Lee, and I have to [read more ... ]

Defeated Robert. E Lee Orders Monument Avenue Burned to the Ground

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Liberty University’s New White History Course Just 50 Minutes of Staring at Statue

LYNCHBURG, Va. — Describing the course as a way of preserving white America’s rich history of enslaving and refusing civil liberties to marginalized groups of people, Liberty University announced a new class that will consist of staring at [read more ... ]

Lee Monument Comes in Third in Mayoral Race

RICHMOND, Va. — Finishing just a few thousand votes behind [second place candidate], Monument Avenue’s Robert E. Lee monument came in third place in yesterday’s mayoral election, officials announced Wednesday. “He wasn’t even on ballot, [read more ... ]

Monument Avenue Mansion Plummets $2.87 in Value Following Lee Monument Decision

RICHMOND, Va. — Following a Richmond judge’s decision to side with Gov. Northam in the legal battle to remove the Robert E. Lee statue on Monument Avenue, a homeowner on the famous street has reported that their property value dropped to $2.87 [read more ... ]

Robert E. Lee Statue Scolded by Judge for Showing up To Court Wearing Graffiti

RICHMOND, Va. — Criticizing the statue for looking like a complete trainwreck, judge Richard Troxley scolded the Robert E. Lee monument for arriving at court completely covered in graffiti, sources confirmed Monday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

Robert E. Lee Statue Hoping for a Shout-Out at Next Debate

RICHMOND, Va. — Convinced it will improve his odds of not getting taken down, the Robert E. Lee Monument is hoping for some kind of shout-out in the next presidential debate, the statue confirmed Wednesday. RELATED (article continued below): Lee [read more ... ]

Lee’s Horse Wonders What He Did to Deserve All of This

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing that he isn’t the enemy here, the unnamed horse on the Robert E. Lee Monument is pleading with protestors on Monument Avenue to leave him in peace, reports confirmed Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Stonewall Jackson Monument to Be Replaced by Statue We’ll Find Offensive in 2085

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the removal of the Stonewall Jackson Monument that has sat on Monument Avenue since 1919, the Richmond city council has hinted that while its replacement has yet to be determined, it will most likely be something we will [read more ... ]