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Levar Stoney Denies Existence of Richmond Police Department

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the resignation of Chief Smith, Richmond mayor Levar Stoney has not only denied taking responsibility for Smith’s resignation, but has denied the existence of the Richmond Police Department (RPD) entirely, sources [read more ... ]

New Richmond Police Chief Just Tear Gas Canister With Googly Eyes

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RPD Enforces DUI Checkpoint on Ninth Green at Country Club of Virginia

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to combat the perils of alcohol with a dash of elitism Richmond Police have set up a DUI checkpoint on the green of the ninth hole at the prestigious Country Club of Virginia (CCV). On Saturday afternoon Sergeant Gil [read more ... ]

RPD Nominates Canister of Tear Gas For Citizen Review Board

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that his credentials were certified and appropriate, the Richmond Police Department (RPD) has nominated Pepper Mason, an unused tear gas canister, for the forthcoming citizen review board, the department announced [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Introduce Gingerbread Tear Gas for the Holidays

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to make their next declaration of an unlawful assembly more seasonally festive, the Richmond Police Department (RPD) will soon unveil gingerbread-scented tear gas for use throughout the holiday season, a spokesperson [read more ... ]

RPD Tear Gasses Single Marijuana Joint Left on Sidewalk

RICHMOND, Va. — Saying that they tried to be reasonable by giving multiple warnings, Richmond Police (RPD) fired tear gas at a single marijuana joint they say was in violation of multiple laws, the agency confirmed Saturday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Declares Powhite Parkway Flooding an Unlawful Assembly

RICHMOND, Va. — Citing various crimes ranging from jaywalking to destruction of property, Richmond Police (RPD) has declared the extensive flooding throughout Powhite Parkway an unlawful assembly, the department confirmed Sunday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Richmond Police Interim Chief Resigns to Take More Hands-On Role in Brutalizing Protesters

RICHMOND, Va. — Interim Richmond Police Chief William Blackwell has announced his resignation in order to take more of a hands-on community policing role brutalizing protesters, the organization announced Sunday. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

RPD Ignores White Man on Horse Despite New Curfew

RELATED: Columbus Statue Discovers Bottom of Fountain Lake RPD Chief William Smith Resigns, is Immediately Tear-Gassed Monument Avenue to Be Renamed Avenue GWAR’s Oderus Urungus To Be Newest Addition To Monument Avenue Monument Avenue [read more ... ]