Scott’s Addition

Tree House in Museum District Backyard Sells for $1.2 Million

RICHMOND, Va. — The latest example of the seller’s market for Richmond real estate manifested itself when a tree house in the backyard of a home on the 3300 block of Grove Avenue sold for $1.2 million last week, sources confirmed today. [read more ... ]

Richmond Man Makes Fortune After Discovering Untapped Beard Oil Deposit

RICHMOND, Va. — A local man got the surprise of his life Thursday evening after discovering one of Richmond’s few remaining untapped beard oil deposits under the floor of his Fan apartment. RELATED (article continued below): VCU Now Requiring [read more ... ]

“It’s so Awesome That There’s Another Brewery Coming to Scott’s Addition!” Says Area Chad

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that the addition of another brewery is just what the neighborhood needed, Fan resident Chad Spantiker exclaimed that it’s really awesome that Starr Hill is opening a new location with a rooftop bar in Scott’s [read more ... ]

Fan Resident Willing to Pay $1 Million to Be Within Walking Distance of Bandito’s

RICHMOND, Va. — When Brik Layton set out to find a roommate for his quaint but trendy two-bedroom apartment along Kensington Avenue in Richmond’s bustling Museum District, he thought his lofty price tag of $1 million a month might be aiming too [read more ... ]

New Research Suggests Richmond Running out of Activities to Do When Drunk

RICHMOND, Va. — After observing a group of locals wrap up yet another round of boutique vintage bowling, researchers have concluded that Richmond is running out of new activities to participate in while drunk, sources confirmed Monday. RELATED [read more ... ]

Breweries Adding Etch A Sketches and Hot Wheels to Compete With Barcades

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to compete with barcades, several breweries in the Richmond area have added Etch A Sketches, Hot Wheels, and some of the other games you played with when grounded from video games, sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED [read more ... ]

Local Man Suggests Circuit for First, Second, and Third Date

RICHMOND, Va. –– Claiming that they have the best selection of retro gaming machines in Richmond, Fan resident Derrick Walker took Tinder date Ashley Price to local barcade The Circuit for their first three dates, sources confirmed Tuesday. [read more ... ]

Shuffleboard Bar Gives 96-Year-Old Man Something to Live For

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond’s first-ever shuffleboard venue, Tang & Biscuit, has already attracted a diverse group of customers of all ages. One such customer, 96-year-old Frank Hollister, has reportedly found a whole new lease on life in his [read more ... ]

Richmond Hipsters Move Gentrification Doomsday Clock to Five Minutes to Midnight

RICHMOND, Va. — The Richmond hipster community, much maligned and used as the butt of several jokes when writers begin to run out of material, has produced their annual, sobering report on the level of gentrification in the city. Citing the [read more ... ]