Scott’s Addition

River City Sports Announces New Summer Sport: Jousting

RICHMOND, Va. — River City Sports & Social Club announced today that jousting will be offered during its summer sports season. The news comes after the success of other so-called “edgy” sports for the RCSSC, like axe throwing, capture the [read more ... ]

New Scott’s Addition Restaurant Features Farm-to-Table Server Staff

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to stand out against the hundreds of other businesses in the one square mile that encompasses Scott’s Addition, the neighborhood’s newest restaurant features solely farm-to-table servers, reports revealed Sunday. [read more ... ]

Jeans Still Damp After Seventh Cycle in Fan Apartment Dryer

RICHMOND, Va. — Fan resident Abby Marino reported that even after a seventh run through the dryer, the pair of jeans she was attempting to dry before work were still a little damp. Marino moved into her apartment, located on the corner of Floyd [read more ... ]

Experts Suggest Not Going for Illegal Left Turn on Broad Street Even Though It May Cut Your Commute Time in Half

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that a shortened commute wasn’t worth the risks involved, experts at University of Richmond’s School of Broad Street Transportation are advising that motorists not attempt to make illegal left turns on the length of [read more ... ]

Sims-Themed Bar Shuts Down After Customers Stay for Seven Hours and Only Buy One Beer

RICHMOND, Va. — Citing a lack of revenue from patrons who spent all of their time fixated on their fantasy worlds, a Sims-themed bar closed its doors this week after only two months of operation. RELATED (article continued below): Help us continue [read more ... ]

“It’s so Awesome That There’s Another Brewery Coming to Scott’s Addition!” Says Area Chad

RICHMOND, Va. — Explaining that the addition of another brewery is just what the neighborhood needed, Fan resident Chad Spantiker exclaimed that it’s really awesome that Starr Hill is opening a new location with a rooftop bar in Scott’s [read more ... ]

New Research Suggests Richmond Running out of Activities to Do When Drunk

RICHMOND, Va. — After observing a group of locals wrap up yet another round of boutique vintage bowling, researchers have concluded that Richmond is running out of new activities to participate in while drunk, sources confirmed Monday. RELATED [read more ... ]

Breweries Adding Etch A Sketches and Hot Wheels to Compete With Barcades

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to compete with barcades, several breweries in the Richmond area have added Etch A Sketches, Hot Wheels, and some of the other games you played with when grounded from video games, sources confirmed Wednesday. RELATED [read more ... ]

Local Man Suggests Circuit for First, Second, and Third Date

RICHMOND, Va. –– Claiming that they have the best selection of retro gaming machines in Richmond, Fan resident Derrick Walker took Tinder date Ashley Price to local barcade The Circuit for their first three dates, sources confirmed Tuesday. [read more ... ]