Short Pump

Short Pump GameStop Offers To Trade Below-Average Stocks for Your Super Smash Bros.

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing that financial stake in the company is fair trade for a used copy of the Nintendo 64 classic, the GameStop in Short Pump offered to trade you a couple of below-average GME stocks for your used copy of Super Smash Bros., [read more ... ]

East End and West End Rap Beef Becoming Heated

RICHMOND, Va. — An upcoming rap battle in Richmond has captured the attention of the music world. This battle, between the East End and the West End, is the latest development in the long-lingering beef between the two groups. The feud between the [read more ... ]

Archaeologists Find Remains of Glen Allen Resident Trampled During Historic 2003 Short Pump Black Friday

SHORT PUMP, Va. — A team of archaeologists from Columbia University made a stunning discovery during an expedition to the Short Pump community — the remains of a resident trampled during the mall’s first Black Friday in 2003. The exciting find [read more ... ]

Self-Described Adventurer from West End Only Went to Nags Head Four Times Last Year

SHORT PUMP, Va. — Short Pump resident Jessica Howard knows a thing or two about traveling. Describing herself as a “digital nomad,” the part-time graphic designer/barista made four trips to Nags Head last year, driving the 177 miles each way [read more ... ]

Richmond Prepared to Evacuate if Short Pump Continues to Grow

RICHMOND, Va. — After numerous attempts to quarantine what has been described as “a deadly virus of tacky chain shops, disappointing franchise restaurants, and a snobbish atmosphere,” Gov. Ralph Northam has declared a state of emergency [read more ... ]

Report: Short Pump Market Strong Enough for Second Olive Garden Location

SHORT PUMP, Va. — An exhaustive two-year cost-benefit analysis by Darden Restaurants, Inc. has determined that the Short Pump market is strong enough for a second Olive Garden location, sources confirmed today. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Friday Night at The Beach House Mistaken for High School Reunion

GLEN ALLEN, Va. — What was supposed to be a routine Friday night out with friends turned into complete chaos when a West End resident’s trip to The Beach House Bar & Grille was accidentally mistaken for a high school reunion. RELATED [read more ... ]

Spirit Airlines to Launch New Route From RIC to Short Pump

SANDSTON, Va. — In a joint venture intended to alleviate traffic congestion and commutes across the city, low-cost carrier Spirit Airlines, Inc., and Richmond International Airport (RIC) announced plans today to launch a route from the airport to [read more ... ]

Charlottesville ABC Stores to Begin Offering Boxed Wine Decanters

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — In an effort to preserve the integrity of their assorted boxed wine varietals, Virginia ABC has launched the sale of boxed wine decanters in Charlottesville stores. The new decanters, which resemble plastic milk jugs, are [read more ... ]