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Russian Hackers Book All OpenTable Reservations in Richmond for Saturday Night

RICHMOND, Va. — City residents were disturbed to discover last week that it was nearly impossible to complete a weekend online restaurant booking in Richmond, and even more upset when it came to light that the difficulty was, in fact, due to [read more ... ]

Cha Cha’s Patron Spends Majority of Night Deciding Whether to Piss in Bathrooms or Nearby Canal

RICHMOND, Va. — During the chaos of a lively Saturday evening, recent University of Richmond graduate Clay Hilliard spent most of his night at Cha Cha’s Cantina trying to decide between urinating in the bar bathrooms or into the canal one block [read more ... ]

“Shit’s Lit at Social 52!” Tweet Results in Immediate Evacuation, Fire Department Called

RICHMOND, Va. — Last night at 11:32 emergency response teams arrived at Fan watering hole Social 52 in response to what they feared was the latest in the recent chain of Richmond restaurant grease fires. What they discovered, however, when they [read more ... ]

Arrest Lineup for Southern Railway Taphouse Fight Made Up Entirely of Chads

RICHMOND, Va. — A group of local residents face charges after allegedly participating in a fight at Southern Railway Taphouse. The incident began when 23-year-old victim Chad Griffin was shoved forward by another bar patron. The individual then [read more ... ]