Sports

Soccer Bro Rises from Hibernation to Condescendingly Explain Offside to Bar During World Cup

ARLINGTON, Va. — Upon receiving word that the 2018 World Cup in Russia was about to begin, Arlington resident Joe O’Connor has finally arisen from his four-year hibernation to explain offsides and other rules of the game, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

River City Sports Announces New Fall Sport: Jousting

RICHMOND, Va. — River City Sports & Social Club announced today that jousting will be offered during its fall sports season. The news comes after the success of other so-called “edgy” sports for the RCSSC, like axe throwing, capture the [read more ... ]

Rotunda Statue of Thomas Jefferson to Be Replaced by Statue of Tony Bennett

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Following the Cavalier’s triumph in the NCAA tournament final last night, officials at the University of Virginia have announced plans to replace the statue of university founder Thomas Jefferson with one of men’s [read more ... ]

Annual Monster Truck Rally to Be Relocated to Altria Theater During Coliseum Renovation

RICHMOND, Va. — With the Richmond Coliseum scheduled to be rebuilt over the coming year many of Richmond’s most popular annual events have been forced to find new homes. Perhaps the most difficult of these relocations was for the yearly monster [read more ... ]