State Police

VDOT Study Finds Squirrel Level Road Lacking Requisite Number of Squirrels

PETERSBURG, Va. — A recent VDOT study has uncovered that Squirrel Level Road in Petersburg lacks the requisite number of squirrels mandated by state policy to maintain its name. The Dinwiddie County byway, famous for alerting drivers that their [read more ... ]

Northam Reduces Capitol Security by Sitting in Rocking Chair on Porch With Shotgun Over Shoulder

RICHMOND, Va. — Citing the importance of keeping under the fiscal budget, Gov. Ralph Northam plans to reduce nightly security around the Capitol and instead protect the Executive Mansion himself by sitting on the front porch in his rocking chair [read more ... ]

Virginia State Police Issue Arrest Warrant For 2016

CHESTERFIELD, Va. – Following the recent passing of actress Carrie Fisher, Virginia State Police (VSP) announced yesterday evening that they have officially issued an arrest warrant for the notorious killer known only as 2016, accusing the entity [read more ... ]