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RPD Chief William Smith Resigns, is Immediately Tear-Gassed

RICHMOND, Va. — Following several days of standoffs between the Richmond Police Department (RPD) and protesters, RPD Chief William Smith tendered his resignation at the request of Mayor Levar Stoney, at which point he was reflexively tear-gassed [read more ... ]

In Light of ‘Fund Our Future’ Rally, Northam Bans No. 2 Pencils

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the ‘Fund Our Future’ rally in which hundreds of teachers protested for increased funding for public schools, Gov. Ralph Northam has instituted a temporary ban on No. 2 pencils in the classroom. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Stoney: Stop Asking Me to Name a School After Jason Mraz

RICHMOND, Va. — Mayor Levar Stoney issued a statement earlier today saying he will no longer entertain the idea of naming a school after famous Richmonder Jason Mraz. RELATED: Levar Stoney Frantically Searches City Hall Closet for Extension Cord [read more ... ]

Mayor Levar Stoney Signs Directive Declaring Richmond A “Safe Haven for All NOVA Natives”

RICHMOND, Va. – Speaking before a crowd on Thursday, Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney issued a directive formalizing the city’s commitment to being a safe, welcoming place for all residents, regardless of their city of origin. The order was a [read more ... ]

Trump Transition Team Removes Levar Stoney’s “Awesome Summer Mix” Playlist From RVA Website

RICHMOND, Va. – In yet another controversial decision regarding social media control, newly inaugurated President Donald Trump ordered the removal of Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney’s Spotify playlist, titled Levar’s Awesome Summer 2k17 [read more ... ]