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Local Band Thrilled by Five Person Turnout on a Wednesday

RICHMOND, Va. — Playing their hearts out to an audience whose attendance could be quantified by the number of fingers on a single hand, local punk band Wasp Nostril is thrilled by the five person turnout for a Wednesday, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

Terry McAuliffe Drunkenly Screams for “WAGON WHEEEELL!!” During NOFX’s Set at Punk in Drublic Festival

RICHMOND, Va. — Passionately expressing his desire to hear one of his favorite songs live, former Gov. Terry McAuliffe screamed for the classic ballad “Wagon Wheel” to be played halfway through punk band NOFX’s performance at the Punk in [read more ... ]

Local Businessman Attends Punk Show at Strange Matter in Collared Shirt, Desperate to Prove He Hasn’t “Sold Out”

RICHMOND, Va. — In an attempt to prove his dedication to the scene, local investment banker, Matthew Wilhelm, 37, was seen awkwardly lingering near the bar at Strange Matter as he attended the concert of his third favorite local folk-punk band [read more ... ]

BREAKING: Donald Trump To Hold Rally At Strange Matter In Support Of Ed Gillespie

RICHMOND, Va. — In a show of support for Republican gubernatorial candidate Ed Gillespie, President Donald Trump announced today plans to hold a last-minute rally in Richmond, Virginia tonight at local venue Strange Matter. Strange Matter, a [read more ... ]

Dirtwoman’s Passing Causes City-wide Quirky Score to Plummet

RICHMOND, Va. — Following the untimely passing of Donnie “Dirtwoman” Corker, a staple in Richmond’s culture for over 30 years, experts are suggesting that the city has lost a significant amount of ‘quirky’ points this week. “He was [read more ... ]