Super Bowl

NoVa Officials Finalize State Border Wall To Protect From Possible Invasion of Philadelphia Eagles Fans

ALEXANDRIA, Va. — In an effort to protect the Commonwealth from a possible influx of rioting Eagles fans, officials in Northern Virginia have nearly completed a 20’ border wall running the length of the state line, sources confirmed Sunday. [read more ... ]

A Peedmont Guide to Dealing With the Tom Brady Fan in Your Friend Group Who Won’t Shut the Hell Up

Super Bowl LV is approaching and, much like the heat death of the universe, it’s inevitable that Tom Brady would be involved somehow. On Sunday evening, the Buccaneers are taking on the Chiefs, much to the surprise of five people in Tampa that [read more ... ]

Midlothian Man Who Never Watches Football Ready to Kill You If You Talk During the Commercials

CHESTERFIELD, Va. — Claiming that the commercials are the most entertaining part of the Super Bowl and that you’d better shut the hell up while they’re on, Midlothian resident Roger Hampton is ready to kill you if you talk during the game’s [read more ... ]