Time Travel

Barack Obama Elementary Faces Backlash for Controversial Tan Suit Dress Code

RICHMOND, Va. — Spearheaded by Republican politicians and commentators nationwide, a wave of criticism has fallen upon Barack Obama Elementary School after the school’s recent decision to enforce a universal dress code requiring all students to [read more ... ]

Trump Names Dominion’s Chief Lump of Coal as New Head of EPA

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump has tapped former Dominion Energy executive and senior chunk of coal ash, Elliot Alesworth Bernard III, to replace the departing administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency, Scott Pruitt, who resigned [read more ... ]

Terry McAuliffe Goes to Beach Week, Made Honorary Delta Nu

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — Driven by a desire to blow off some steam in the summer season, former Gov. Terry McAuliffe let loose on the Virginia Beach boardwalk last week and emerged as an honorary member of the Delta Nu sorority. After drunkenly [read more ... ]

Time Traveling Assassin Sent to Kill Hitler Mistakenly Kills Charlie Chaplin

WASHINGTON — Following the aftermath of his failed assignment, time traveling assassin Xavier Y’Tyil has been formally reprimanded after accidentally killing beloved silent-movie director, writer, and actor Charlie Chaplin during a mission to [read more ... ]