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Tinder Date Feigns Excitement About Going Apple Picking

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Expressing a false enthusiasm for fall-related outdoor activities, local resident Eric Bernard agreed to go apple picking on his first date with Tinder match Katie Simmons, sources reported Friday. “This girl’s photos [read more ... ]

New App Scrubs Tinder Pictures of Men Fishing, Women Shooting

ARLINGTON, Va. — In an attempt to alleviate a common issue with Tinder profiles, the developers behind the popular dating app have created a new expansion that helps eliminate the large numbers of photos showing men fishing and women shooting [read more ... ]

Washington Sports Fan Ready to Post Parade Pictures on Three Separate Dating Sites

FAIRFAX, Va. — In the midst of the Washington Nationals winning their first World Series championship, one die-hard fan is excited to use the event as an opportunity to update the profile pictures on his numerous dating apps. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Local Fuckboi Disappointed by First Trip to Babe’s

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming he thought the name of the establishment meant something very different, area fuckboi Dylan Miller was completely disappointed by his first trip to Babe’s of Carytown, sources confirmed Sunday. “God damnit, this is [read more ... ]

15 Tinder Dates Ghosted in Beer Line at Friday Cheers

RICHMOND, Va. — Friday Cheers is the perfect way to ring in the summer in Richmond as scores of young people flock to Browns Island for evenings full of fun and bands that your Mom heard on an NPR lead-in once. It’s also a great date idea given [read more ... ]

Shenandoah National Park Deer Just Not Feeling Photogenic Today

MCGAHEYSVILLE, Va. — Noting the creature seemed overly self-aware at the sight of a camera, multiple reports have confirmed that a deer in Shenandoah National Park isn’t feeling too photogenic today. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Chanello’s to Offer Prix Fixe Dinner for One on Valentine’s Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Richmond singles can rejoice as Chanello’s Pizza has announced it is offering a special prix fixe dinner for one this Valentine’s Day. RELATED (article continued below): Man to Stay at Party After Hearing Rumors of Chanello’s [read more ... ]

Area Man Has Gone On Tinder Date With Everyone Currently At Lamplighter

RICHMOND, Va. — Local man, Tyler Waxstein, realized this afternoon that he’s gone on Tinder dates with every single female currently at the Fan location of Lamplighter Coffee Roasters. RELATED (article continued below): New App Scrubs Tinder [read more ... ]

First Date at Axe Throwing Bar Went Pretty Well

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming that the severed limbs and copious amounts of blood only added to the excitement of their first date, two local singles had a pretty enjoyable night at a Carytown axe throwing bar, sources confirmed Tuesday. In an attempt [read more ... ]