Tom Periello

Ed Gillespie Walks Up to GWARbar, Sighs Deeply, Walks Away

RICHMOND, Va. — As the Virginia gubernatorial race enters its home stretch, candidates have been sighted all over the state pulling out all the stops to boost their numbers. Well, almost all the stops. In a recent attempt to win over some portion [read more ... ]

Ed Gillespie Pays Bucket Drummers Extra To “Turn Down That Racket”

RICHMOND, Va. — Following a rally at the downtown Greater Richmond Convention Center, Republican gubernatorial candidate Ed Gillespie reportedly paid the local bucket drummers busking outside of the building a few extra dollars to quiet down for [read more ... ]

Tim Kaine Proposes Raising Debt Ceiling by $2 for Just One More Scratch Card

WASHINGTON — In a move that threatened to upset weeks of strenuous deliberation, Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., submitted a bold resolution to the floor asking that the debt ceiling be raised. While Kaine’s resolution asked for an increase of a mere $2, [read more ... ]

Governor McAuliffe Totally Regrets Drunk Vetoing That Bill Last Night

RICHMOND, Va. — In a recent Peedmont interview, Virginia Democratic Governor Terry McAuliffe expressed regret for vetoing a spending bill after a few too many beers last night. “I said I wouldn’t do this anymore,” commented McAuliffe. “I [read more ... ]

Corey Stewart Vows to Rise Again in Senate Race

WOODBRIDGE, Va. — Corey Stewart recently announced his decision to run for the U.S. Senate just weeks after his loss to Ed Gillespie in the Republican gubernatorial primary. “Tim Kaine wants to turn this country into a bunch of pigeon-livered, [read more ... ]

Six Things You Need to Know About Ed Gillespie

As part of our ongoing coverage of the 2017 governor’s race, The Peedmont collected the six most need-to-know facts about Republican gubernatorial candidate Ed Gillespie. His Favorite TV Show is Lost Gillespie once called series creator J.J. [read more ... ]

Breaking: Periello Calls Northam “Poopyhead” on Camera

ROANOKE, Va. — The Virginia gubernatorial election has erupted in controversy after Democratic-primary candidate Tom Perriello referred to Lt. Gov. Ralph Northam as a “poopyhead” during a televised radio interview this morning. When asked [read more ... ]