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Family Has Heated Debate Between Wegmans vs. Publix Then Realize They’re Talking About a Fucking Grocery Store

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — The atmosphere turned tense after the Bertrands arrived at Grandma’s house this Sunday when the topic of discussion turned to Wegmans versus Publix. Things escalated to a fever pitch until the family realized that they were [read more ... ]

Norfolk Resident Considering Dealing With HRBT Traffic for a Trip to New Publix

NORFOLK, Va. — Weighing the pros and cons of a trip to Williamsburg for a premier grocery store, Norfolk resident Larry Hughes is considering dealing with the notorious Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel traffic for a trip to Publix, sources confirmed [read more ... ]

Area Woman Expected to Still Call Publix “Ukrop’s”

COLONIAL HEIGHTS, Va. — In what many are calling a harrowing display of dedication and brand loyalty, Short Pump resident Martha DeFord, 54, is expected to refer to Publix as “Ukrop’s” even after the upcoming switch-over. Witnesses report [read more ... ]

House Martin’s Crumbles as House Publix Rallies Its Foreign Forces Against House Kroger in the North

WESTERICHMOND, Va. — The land of WesteRichmond has long been a field of battle for numerous great grocer houses, its citizens watching as contenders rise and retreat from the arena. Many remember when the first volleys of arrows were loosed [read more ... ]

Ukrop’s Launches Rainbow Cookie Satellite To Spy On Kroger

RICHMOND, Va. – Senior officials at the Ukrop’s Flight Facility have announced plans to launch a weather satellite, model RAINBOW-4248CO, this weekend at the Bob Ukrop Space Center in Goochland County, VA. While the satellite was [read more ... ]