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James Madison University Men’s Basketball Team Training Hard for March Madness Watch Party

HARRISONBURG, Va. — After a rousing season that could be best described as “meh,” the James Madison University men’s basketball team is training fervently and hitting their stride heading into their annual March Madness watch party. [read more ... ]

Polling Shows Healthcare, Ending Goddamn Campaign Commercials Top Issues in Tuesday’s Election

RICHMOND, Va. — A new poll of voters across the commonwealth revealed that the top issues people are focusing on in Tuesday’s midterm elections are healthcare and putting an end to the goddamn campaign commercials. RELATED (article continued [read more ... ]

University of Richmond Graduate Shocked to Find Out That VMFA Happy Hour Has Art

RICHMOND, Va. — A University of Richmond graduate, Bobby Huntington, has just realized that the Virginia Museum of Fine Arts (VMFA) has more than just a happy hour, but that it also displays art. Huntington, a Connecticut native, graduated from U [read more ... ]

Richmond City Donates 7,000 Apples to Local Teachers in Lieu of Increasing Education Budget

RICHMOND, Va. —Thanks to an innovative partnership with Carter Mountain Orchard, Publix, J. Sargeant Reynolds Community College, Apple Inc., and several community leaders, Richmond Public Schools (RPS) announced plans to donate 7,000 apples to [read more ... ]

GMU Freshman with 500+ Connections on LinkedIn Thinks He’s Some Kind of Big Shot

FAIRFAX, Va — In a probably unprecedented turn of events, GMU freshman Austin Wilson revealed today that he has hit over 500 connections on his LinkedIn profile. “I got 500 plus connections on LinkedIn,” Wilson yelled, gleefully yet [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Graduate Moves to North Carolina, Shocked That No One Cares About Alma Mater

RALEIGH, N.C. — Frank Wilcox, a member of Virginia Tech’s Class of 2017, learned the hard way that it’s a different world outside of Blacksburg. Upon graduating with a degree in computer science, Wilcox accepted a job at Desai Data Systems in [read more ... ]

William and Mary Campus Police Issue Warning: Line to Enter Swem Library Currently Seven Miles Long

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Due to the immense demand for entry to Swem Library during the first week of the spring semester, the William and Mary campus police have just sent out an alert warning that the line to get in is approximately seven miles long. [read more ... ]

Scandal Reveals Illegal Doping and Steroids in River City Sports Kickball Team

RICHMOND, Va. — Following an in-depth investigation, Richmond police have exposed a major drug and steroid scandal surrounding a River City Sports & Social Club (RCSSC) kickball team. While other teams warmed up for games by stretching lightly [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Provost Iced During Commencement Address

BLACKSBURG, Va. — The Virginia Tech (VT) family had reason to celebrate this past Friday, May 11, when over 1,600 undergraduate students became proud new VT graduates in the 2018 spring commencement ceremony. Hundreds of families gathered at [read more ... ]