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Virginia Tech Prematurely Scores 20 Points Against UVA Ahead of Saturday Matchup Following Coach’s Departure

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Following Virginia Tech (VT) head football coach Justin Fuente’s sudden departure last week, V.T. has already scored 20 points against University of Virginia (U.V.A.) ahead of their Saturday matchup, officials confirmed [read more ... ]

UVA 2020 Tailgating Flip Cup Tournament to be Postponed

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Citing health concerns due to COVID-19, University of Virginia’s (UVA) annual flip cup tournament has been officially postponed until 2021, the school announced Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): Study Finds 73 [read more ... ]

Charlottesville ABC Stores to Begin Offering Boxed Wine Decanters

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — In an effort to preserve the integrity of their assorted boxed wine varietals, Virginia ABC has launched the sale of boxed wine decanters in Charlottesville stores. The new decanters, which resemble plastic milk jugs, are [read more ... ]

In Obvious Deal With Satan, UVA Football Ranked No. 25 in AP Poll

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — UVA football opened this week as the 25th-ranked college team in the country according to the AP Top 25 poll, in what was clearly the result of a bargain with the Prince of Darkness, Satan himself. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Global Sperry Shortage Causes Panic On UVA Campus

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. – What started out as a normal week at Charlottesville’s prestigious campus quickly spiraled into chaos as a worldwide shortage of Sperry’s brand of shoes struck the area. The shortage is the result of both insufficient [read more ... ]

UVA Student in Search of Fresh New Monocle Ahead of Fall Semester

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — After a tumultuous first year at the University of Virginia, rising sophomore Samuel Wilkerson has decided to turn things around and start fresh in the fall with the help of a brand new monocle. “When I first arrived at [read more ... ]

Cut-Down Basketball Net to Give UVA Commencement Speech

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Describing the opportunity as a tremendous honor that surpassed being used in an official March Madness game, the cut-down basketball net from the UVA’s Elite Eight win against Purdue University will be delivering the [read more ... ]

UVA Frat Bro Put Down After Breaking Leg in Keg Stand at Foxfield

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — UVA second-year and Kappa Sigma brother Kyle Adams was humanely euthanized today after breaking his leg while doing a keg stand at the Foxfield Races, sources confirmed Saturday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Rotunda Statue of Thomas Jefferson to Be Replaced by Statue of Tony Bennett

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Following the Cavalier’s triumph in the NCAA tournament final last night, officials at the University of Virginia have announced plans to replace the statue of university founder Thomas Jefferson with one of men’s [read more ... ]