VCU Men’s Basketball

COVID-19 Defeats VCU, Moves on To Second Round of NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament

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VCU Manages to Gentrify Columbia, S.C. After Being There for One Night

COLUMBIA, Sc. — Following their loss to University of Central Florida on Friday, VCU managed to gentrify the entire town of Columbia, S.C., in a single night before returning home Saturday, sources revealed this morning. “Our state capital looks [read more ... ]

VCU Basketball Excited to Begin Fourth Year of Irrelevance Under Coach Not Shaka Smart

RICHMOND, Va. — Anticipating yet another season of completely forgettable games, VCU basketball has expressed eagerness to begin playing again under the coaching of someone who’s not Shaka Smart, sources confirm Friday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]