Virginia Coal Country

Trump Points to Coal in Stocking as Proof of Virginia Coal Industry Booming

WASHINGTON — Stock prices are expected to soar when trading resumes after President Trump pointed to the vast amounts of coal in his stocking on Christmas morning as definitive proof that Virginia’s coal industry is booming. The President awoke [read more ... ]

Dominion Announced as Primary Coal Ash Supplier for Santa

NORTH POLE — As Christmas quickly approaches, Santa Claus announced today at his headquarters that Dominion Energy would be providing coal ash for all the naughty kids of the world. RELATED (article continued below): Need to get something other [read more ... ]

Virginia Coal Country Anxiously Awaits Order From S. Claus Inc.

RICHMOND, Va. — As the Christmas holiday looms closer and closer, the coal industry throughout Virginia is eagerly awaiting their annual order from S. Claus Inc. The James River Coal Company (JRCC), one of the state’s largest coal production [read more ... ]