Virginia Commonwealth University

Flying Squirrels to Offer Free Keg to Anyone Staying After the Third Inning

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to keep attendance strong through the last pitch, the Flying Squirrels announced plans to offer a free keg of beer to anyone willing to stay at home games past the third inning. The decision to offer free booze as an [read more ... ]

Lori Loughlin Indicted for Bribing Admissions Officials $7 to Enroll Her Daughter at VCU

RICHMOND, Va. — Actress Lori Loughlin has been indicted in federal court for her part in an extensive conspiracy centered on bribing admissions officials to gain entry into elite universities. Recent reports found that VCU was among the colleges [read more ... ]

W&M Alumni Still Bummed to Encounter Griffin at Home Basketball Game

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — On a recent trip to a William and Mary men’s home basketball game, Kevin Barnes, ’97, again reacted with a mixture of ambivalence, apathy, and disappointment towards W&M’s mascot the Griffin. “Watching a William [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Student Recovering After Body Rejects Liver of UVA Grad

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Virginia Tech student, Bradley Simmons, is in recovery after experiencing a series of severe medical complications arising from a recent liver transplant from a University of Virginia graduate, sources confirmed Monday. [read more ... ]

VCU Brandcenter Offers Newest Track: Insufferability

RICHMOND Va. — The VCU Brandcenter announced it will begin offering its new Insufferability degree concentration in the fall of 2019. The new classes enhance the two-year master’s program’s world-class advertising education by providing [read more ... ]

Op-ed: Havoc Doesn’t Live Here, but He Crashes on the Couch Pretty Often

RICHMOND, Va. — I know Havoc. I mean, I guess I know him as well as anyone can really know him. He’s elusive and cagey with the details of his life. I met him eight beers and two Jager shots deep at Delta Chi’s “young tarts and old [read more ... ]

Liberty University Overlooks Hebrews 13:4 in Exchange for Strong Option Offense

LYNCHBURG, Va. — Prioritizing the advancement of the school’s football program, Liberty University announced that they were willing to overlook Hebrews 13:4 in order to hire former Mississippi coach Hugh Freeze to lead the Liberty Flames, [read more ... ]

VCU Student’s Civic Responsibility Stops at Free Sticker

RICHMOND, Va. — While young voters across the Commonwealth mobilize ahead of the midterm elections, one VCU student has decided that her responsibilities as an American citizen and Virginia resident stop right around the point of getting a free [read more ... ]

Engineering Student Discovers VCU Compass Does Not Point North

RICHMOND, Va. — While studying for an upcoming test in the open air of Virginia Commonwealth University’s famous Compass Plaza, junior engineering student Samantha Mayer noticed that something was amiss. “It was the shadows of the buildings [read more ... ]