Virginia Commonwealth University

UVA Student in Search of Fresh New Monocle Ahead of Fall Semester

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — After a tumultuous first year at the University of Virginia, rising sophomore Samuel Wilkerson has decided to turn things around and start fresh in the fall with the help of a brand new monocle. “When I first arrived at [read more ... ]

VCU Tour Guide Reminds Prospective Students It’s Not Too Late to Start Donating to the Alumni Society

RICHMOND, Va. — Stressing the importance of the society and a lack of funding, VCU tour guide Kelly O’Ryan reminded her prospective students that it wasn’t too late to begin donating to the university’s alumni society, sources revealed [read more ... ]

New Study Reveals 94% Chance Your Favorite Rock at Belle Isle Will Be Occupied During Your Next Visit

RICHMOND, Va. — The James River Park Association recently utilized hundreds of volunteer hours in the hot Richmond sun to survey one of the river’s most popular attractions. The study concluded that there was a startling 94% probability that [read more ... ]

Texas Beach Votes to Secede From Richmond

RICHMOND, Va. — Beloved summer hangout Texas Beach has shocked locals by suddenly voting to secede from Richmond and become its own fully autonomous territory. City officials received a certified letter in the mail early Friday morning notifying [read more ... ]

Virginia Tech Provost Iced During Commencement Address

BLACKSBURG, Va. — The Virginia Tech (VT) family had reason to celebrate this past Friday, May 11, when over 1,600 undergraduate students became proud new VT graduates in the 2018 spring commencement ceremony. Hundreds of families gathered at [read more ... ]

VCU Partners With Amazon Prime for Next Day Diploma Delivery

RICHMOND, Va. — In a move many are calling as controversial as it is progressive, Virginia Commonwealth University has partnered with commercial juggernaut Amazon Prime to deliver diplomas within 24 hours of graduation. While some are heralding [read more ... ]

Famed Richard Nixon Impersonator to Perform at Paper Moon

RICHMOND, Va. — Roger Stone, former Trump adviser and amateur Richard Nixon impersonator will make his debut appearance at the Paper Moon gentlemen’s club this evening as a part of their “Out on Bail Amateur Extravaganza.” [read more ... ]

Engineering Student Discovers VCU Compass Does Not Point North

RICHMOND, Va. — While studying for an upcoming test in the open air of Virginia Commonwealth University’s famous Compass Plaza, junior engineering student Samantha Mayer noticed that something was amiss. RELATED (article continued below): VCU [read more ... ]

Flying Squirrels to Offer Free Keg to Anyone Staying After the Third Inning

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to keep attendance strong through the last pitch, the Flying Squirrels announced plans to offer a free keg of beer to anyone willing to stay at home games past the third inning. The decision to offer free booze as an [read more ... ]