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September 26, 2020 in Featured // Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
April 27, 2017 in Featured // Humanitarian Efforts Underway After Kings Dominion Volcano Erupts
January 7, 2017 in Richmond // Richmond Mayor Levar Stoney Faces Backlash After Failing to Prevent Snowstorm
October 22, 2020 in Statewide // Biden Repeatedly Answers in the Form of a Question, Claims Buzzer Is Not Working
October 22, 2020 in Richmond // “Has either candidate or someone they love been affected by Mesothelioma?” First Real Question of Tonight’s Debate
October 22, 2020 in Statewide // Third Presidential Debate Sponsored by Depend
October 21, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Tourist in Shenandoah Determined to Feed Wildlife, Despite All of the Signs
October 20, 2020 in Statewide // Terry McAuliffe Furious Upon Learning Longtime “Hangover Nausea Cure” Is Being Discontinued
October 20, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Exhibitionist Leaf Very Excited for Upcoming Foliage Festival
October 19, 2020 in Richmond // Robert E. Lee Statue Scolded by Judge for Showing up To Court Wearing Graffiti
October 17, 2020 in Richmond // UVA Bro Tailgates Birth of Son in Hospital Parking Lot
October 16, 2020 in Blue Ridge // Park Rangers Issue Warnings After Hiker Encounters Pack Of Basic Bitches
October 15, 2020 in NoVA & DC // Op-Ed: I Used to Think Gentrification Was a Bad Thing, Then I Tried Korean BBQ Tacos With an IPA

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Washington Sports Fan Ready to Post Parade Pictures on Three Separate Dating Sites

FAIRFAX, Va. — In the midst of the Washington Nationals winning their first World Series championship, one die-hard fan is excited to use the event as an opportunity to update the profile pictures on his numerous dating apps. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

A Peedmont Guide to Dealing with Northern Virginians During the World Series

After fifteen seasons of missed opportunities, unrealized potential, frustration, and outright irrelevance, the Washington Nationals have finally made it to the World Series. And following Wednesday’s road win against the Houston Astros, the [read more ... ]

Northern Virginia Woman Who Doesn’t Own Bryce Harper Jersey Banned from All Dating Sites

ARLINGTON, Va. — Arlington resident, Amanda Joyce, recently received notice from multiple dating sites that they will no longer support any of her profiles and have banned her entirely. RELATED (article continued below): Ancient Cave Paintings [read more ... ]

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