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Washington Sports Fan Ready to Post Parade Pictures on Three Separate Dating Sites

FAIRFAX, Va. — In the midst of the Washington Nationals winning their first World Series championship, one die-hard fan is excited to use the event as an opportunity to update the profile pictures on his numerous dating apps. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

A Peedmont Guide to Dealing with Northern Virginians During the World Series

After fifteen seasons of missed opportunities, unrealized potential, frustration, and outright irrelevance, the Washington Nationals have finally made it to the World Series. And following Wednesday’s road win against the Houston Astros, the [read more ... ]

Northern Virginia Woman Who Doesn’t Own Bryce Harper Jersey Banned from All Dating Sites

ARLINGTON, Va. — Arlington resident, Amanda Joyce, recently received notice from multiple dating sites that they will no longer support any of her profiles and have banned her entirely. RELATED (article continued below): Ancient Cave Paintings [read more ... ]