Wegmans

Fan Resident Dies of Dysentery During Journey to Wegmans

MIDLOTHIAN, Va. — On Wednesday, five roommates embarked from their home in the Fan to Wegmans in the heart of Midlothian. The team started the journey with optimistic anticipation of what the destination had to offer. “We heard Wegmans was a [read more ... ]

Wegmans to Eliminate Plastic Bags; Walmart to Offer Used Oil Drums for Shoppers

RICHMOND, Va. — In response to the announcement by Wegmans last month that they plan to eliminate plastic bags in local stores, Walmart stores in the Richmond area announced that they will start offering used oil drums for customers to use in [read more ... ]

Area Vigilantes Seek Justice Against People Leaving Carts in Grocery Store Aisles

RICHMOND, Va. — Vigilantes hoping to shame people who leave their carts right in the middle of grocery store aisles struck last night at a local Kroger, sources confirmed Tuesday. RELATED (article continued below): Family Has Heated Debate [read more ... ]

Family Has Heated Debate Between Wegmans vs. Publix Then Realize They’re Talking About a Fucking Grocery Store

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — The atmosphere turned tense after the Bertrands arrived at Grandma’s house this Sunday when the topic of discussion turned to Wegmans versus Publix. Things escalated to a fever pitch until the family realized that they were [read more ... ]