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Trend in Baby Goat Snuggling Sparks Retaliation From Puppies

ALBEMARLE, Va. — Following the success and popularity of goat snuggling at Caromont Farm in Albemarle County, outrage has struck the state’s puppy community, who claims that their practice of affectionate cuddling is now seriously threatened. [read more ... ]

William and Mary Hoop and Stick Racing Team Still Undefeated, Unchallenged

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — It was a fine spring day as the last hoop roller of the season ambled across the finish line of William and Mary’s 320th Hoop and Stick Racing Open. Once more the William and Mary varsity squad entered the Open as reigning [read more ... ]

Elementary Student Totally Stoked For 9th Consecutive Field Trip To Colonial Williamsburg

PETERSBURG, Va. — It’s been a weekend filled of excitement for one of the areas adolescents, as reports are coming in that Dylan Christie, a 5th grader at Walnut Hill Elementary School in Petersburg, is absolutely excited about upcoming his [read more ... ]

Norfolk Mom “Killin’ It” With the Emojis

NORFOLK, Va. — In recent months, Fairmount Park mom Victoria Masterfield has become both fluent and imaginative in her use of emojis, a vocabulary of digital icons that express mood and enliven messages. Masterfield, who turned 58 this October, [read more ... ]

William and Mary Offers Extra Credit to Students For Basketball Game Attendance, Achieves First Sellout In History

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — The College of William and Mary recorded the first ever sellout of a home basketball game in its 325 year history Monday night after offering extra credit to students in attendance. 5,217 students who were in dire need of a few [read more ... ]

Man Tramples Wife on His Way to Computer for Cyber Monday Deals

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — In an effort to take advantage of Cyber Monday’s sales and discounts, Williamsburg resident Scott Adams trampled over his wife, Melody Adams, while rushing to his computer, sources confirmed Monday. The incident took place [read more ... ]

Scientists Conduct Experiment To Determine Exact Color Of James River

ARLINGTON, Va. – A group of research associates with the National Science Foundation (NSF) have announced the launch of a new study to determine the exact color of the James River. The river, which flows through the central part of Virginia [read more ... ]

Five Dead From Malnutrition While Stuck In Traffic For Williamsburg Outlets On Black Friday

WILLIAMSBURG, Va. — Now that the rancorous 2016 election is finished, Americans are about ready for retail therapy. For a lot of us, we’ll be leaving our steaming turkey dinners and acrimonious families in pursuit of marked-down [read more ... ]

CIA Begins Field Training At Water Country USA

LANGLEY, Va. — According to reports, the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) plans to relocate their primary training facility for student recruits to the popular amusement park Water Country USA in Williamsburg, VA. The park, which features [read more ... ]