wine

Non Confrontational Vineyard Patron Just Agrees That There’s Hints Of Pears In Chardonnay

AFTON, Va. — Nodding her head in an effort to avoid any possible discussion on the subject, Rosewood Vineyards patron Sarah Poultier has acknowledged that the Chateau de Nelson County, the vineyard’s signature chardonnay, has hints of pears in [read more ... ]

Secco Wine Bar Offers Discounted Tasting Menu Upon Proof of Third Divorce

RICHMOND, Va. – Secco Wine Bar, located in the Fan, has just announced a discounted tasting menu for all three-time divorced customers. Secco originally opened in Carytown in 2009 as an upscale wine bar with a vast array of wines from around the [read more ... ]

Local Winery to Offer Fall Douchebag Tasting

CHARLOTTESVILLE, Va. — Fall is approaching in Charlottesville and many University of Virginia students are looking for fun activities to for the weekends. One Charlottesville winery, Keswick Vineyards, is offering a limited-time Bros and Hos fall [read more ... ]

Devils Backbone Brewery Accused of Prank Phone Calling Nearby Wineries

NELSON COUNTY, Va. — Reports are coming in that the popular beer brewing company Devils Backbone is accused of making prank phone calls to nearby wineries in the central Virginia area. According to authorities, the phone calls have been “merely [read more ... ]