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Nine Virginians Successfully Mandate Virginia Beach as Sole Vacation Spot Despite Majority of Virginians Preferring More Choices

RICHMOND, Va. — Despite the majority of the people desiring the exact opposite, a group of nine Virginians will mandate Virginia Beach as the commonwealth’s only vacation spot, sources confirmed Friday. “We feel it best for the [read more ... ]

Richmond’s Only Snowplow Guy Absolutely Thrilled for Coming Storm

RICHMOND, Va. — As the city prepares for inclement weather, Jerry Walters, the operator of Richmond’s one and only snowplow, announced today that he is more than ready for the imminent snowstorm. “There ain’t nothing this rig can’t [read more ... ]

Brew Thru To Start Offering COVID-19 Vaccine

RELATED: Self-Described Adventurer from West End Only Went to Nags Head Four Times Last YearNags Head Finalizes Evacuation Plans in Preparation for “RVA Beach Week”Virginia Beach Pleads to Beachgoers: “Stop and Visit on Your Way to the [read more ... ]

VDOT to Install Porta Potties on Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel

HAMPTON, Va. — Citing the continued increase of heavy traffic on Interstate 64, VDOT has announced the addition of porta potties on the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel, sources confirmed Monday. According to a press release from Ryan Kilbourne, Deputy [read more ... ]

Norfolk Man Discovers Portsmouth Still Exists

NORFOLK, Va. — Local resident Mark Buckner was stunned this week to learn that Portsmouth, Virginia is still a city. Buckner, 25, reacted to the news of Portsmouth’s continuing existence with genuine astonishment. The Hampton Roads city was [read more ... ]

Self-Described Adventurer from West End Only Went to Nags Head Four Times Last Year

SHORT PUMP, Va. — Short Pump resident Jessica Howard knows a thing or two about traveling. Describing herself as a “digital nomad,” the part-time graphic designer/barista made four trips to Nags Head last year, driving the 177 miles each way [read more ... ]

Virginia’s Major Interstates, Ranked by Sexiness

While Virginia is known for a variety of fascinating topics, one particular aspect stands out like a glowing beacon of irresistible lust: infrastructure. So we did the research on Virginia’s major interstates, and have finally reached a [read more ... ]

Ginuwine Named Grand Marshall of 2020 Chincoteague Pony Swim

CHINCOTEAGUE, Va. — An old tradition got a new twist as organizers of the 95th annual Chincoteague Pony Swim named R&B singer Ginuwine as the grand marshall in an attempt to bring more tourism dollars to the local economy. The Chincoteague [read more ... ]

Man Hospitalized for Sodium Overdose, Doctors Cite Salt Life

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — At approximately 3 a.m. Saturday Virginia Beach tourist and Fredericksburg native Doug Abernathy was rushed to a local hospital in critical condition. RELATED (article continued below): Castleburg Brewery and Taproom offers [read more ... ]