Trump Team Accidentally Starts Border Wall At South Of The Border Resort
DILLON, S.C. — Last week, border wall construction officials mistakenly began building around the South of the Border resort in South Carolina, instead of along the intended U.S.-Mexican border.
Since his presidential race began, Donald Trump has vowed to build a wall along the Mexican border in order to eliminate illegal immigration. The Trump administration has since assembled a team of officials to begin the construction process starting in the summer of 2018.
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The assigned team set out in early June, but while driving to Mexico from Washington, they got confused and ended up at the popular tourist destination, South of the Border.
“We started south on 95, and just kept seeing billboards for ‘South of the Border.’ Many had a Mexican hombre on them, so we knew that had to be it,” one construction official, who asked to remain anonymous, explained. “When we got there, we saw some cactuses, an individual wearing a sombrero, and something called ‘The Golf of Mexico.’ It just looked so much like what we assumed Mexico would look like. So we started building.”
The resort is only 350 acres, so construction officials managed to get a sizeable length of wall built within a week. However, once they started blocking tourists from entering or leaving the premises, South of the Border employees and guests took notice.
“I just came to buy fireworks for the 4th of July,” said North Carolina resident, Peter Gross, “Next thing you know, we’re not allowed back into our state.”
Once officials realized their error, they apologized profusely to those affected, including the American taxpayers.
When reached for comment, resort general manager Mac Johnson said, “I know everyone makes mistakes, but we’re worried about losing our customer base. A lot of people swing by looking for a quick bite to eat, a bathroom stop, or a life-sized plastic gorilla wearing a t-shirt. This could really deter travelers for a while.”
Border wall construction officials have promised to repay the South of the Border corporation for damages and to begin deconstructing the wall as soon as possible.
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Has someone lost the bluprints or something??? Thats a worse mistake than Trump would make….almost.
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E’s tanned, Al Shafer for President: he’s tanned, already done his time in jail, and he’s rested ’cause he’s DEAD!
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Al Shafer for President: he’s tanned, already done his time in jail, and he’s rested ’cause he’s DEAD!
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More fake news cluttering up the net. Some libs will actually believe this nonsense.
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Yeah, never let a joke go by without another mindless slam. Pinhead.
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Go to the top of the page. Then look on the right, and read that. There’s a good boy.
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Nobody is that stupid.
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No, of course not. Stupid is responding to an obviously satirical post as if it were reality.
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I believe that in lieu of building a fence, hire more guards, that will give more Americans a job, and the illegal would not around the guards, if the guards were doing their jobs accurately.
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Absolutely love SOB, the inspiration behind one of my books: https://amzn.to/2NJCPay. Sometimes I wonder what Poppy Schaeffer and his grandson Kyle Petty would have thought about today’s politics…
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I stopped there for a restroom break and got propositioned by a trucker… Maybe a wall isn’t a bad idea… Btw,im a dude and so was the trucker.
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I am the real
” Pedro”..I built South of the border” in 1959 and have made over 166 million US Dollars in profits. I used the profits to finance drug cartels so what? If they try to snare me for confessing here I’ll say I was shoost keeding
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The sad thing is team Trump is just stupid enough that this story is actually plausible
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Living 5 miles from SOB I can tell you this is the stupidest report I’ve ever read.LOL
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