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Virginia Beach Residents Hope That Tropical Storm Ophelia Cleans up Boardwalk

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — Explaining that the 2023 summer season has been particularly rough in terms of beachgoers’ litter, Virginia Beach residents have their fingers crossed that Tropical Storm Ophelia will help clean up the boardwalk, officials [read more ... ]

VDOT Announces 14th Century Catapult for Commuters Between Hampton and Norfolk

NORFOLK Va. — In an effort to improve the common traffic congestion at the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnels on I-64 and I-664, VDOT officials have announced plans to develop a 14th century catapult that can launch commuters across the waters, [read more ... ]

We Ranked the Hampton Roads and Chesapeake Bay Bridges by Sexiness

We Ranked the Hampton Roads and Chesapeake Bay Bridges by Sexiness Between the “aged” beaches and the macho military men, the Hampton Roads area is no stranger to beauty and attraction. It’s also no stranger to transit, so to showcase the [read more ... ]

Virginia Beach Removes Ancient, Homophobic Symbol in Celebration of Pride Month

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Virginia Tea Party Dumps Cases of Bud Light Into Chesapeake Bay in Protest

REEDVILLE, Va. — Dressed in shirts with American colors while donning bulletproof vests, the Virginia Tea Party has spent the afternoon dumping cases of Bud Light into the Chesapeake Bay in protest of the brewing company’s relationship with a [read more ... ]

Busch Gardens Commemorates Anniversary of Fabio Incident by Giving Goose Free Ride On Apollo’s Chariot

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Colonial Williamsburg Apothecary Reenactors Definitely Fucking Each Other in Stables

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Virginia Family Boycotting Disney Still Won’t Consider Virginia Beach

FAIRFAX, Va. — Citing concerns regarding the overall appeal, safety, and basically everything possible regarding Virginia Beach, a Fairfax family that’s boycotting Disney over their conflict with Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis still won’t consider [read more ... ]

Richmond’s Only Snowplow Guy Absolutely Thrilled for Coming Storm

RICHMOND, Va. — As the city prepares for inclement weather, Jerry Walters, the operator of Richmond’s one and only snowplow, announced today that he is more than ready for the imminent snowstorm. “There ain’t nothing this rig can’t [read more ... ]