Chesapeake Bay

Virginia Tea Party Dumps Cases of Bud Light Into Chesapeake Bay in Protest

REEDVILLE, Va. — Dressed in shirts with American colors while donning bulletproof vests, the Virginia Tea Party has spent the afternoon dumping cases of Bud Light into the Chesapeake Bay in protest of the brewing company’s relationship with a [read more ... ]

Richmond’s Only Snowplow Guy Absolutely Thrilled for Coming Storm

RICHMOND, Va. — As the city prepares for inclement weather, Jerry Walters, the operator of Richmond’s one and only snowplow, announced today that he is more than ready for the imminent snowstorm. “There ain’t nothing this rig can’t [read more ... ]

Department of Environmental Quality Votes To Chlorinate the Chesapeake Bay

REEDVILLE, VA. — The Virginia Department of Environmental Quality (DEQ) announced plans to chlorinate the Chesapeake Bay, officials within the department confirmed Friday. RELATED (article continued below): VDOT to Install Porta Potties on Hampton [read more ... ]

VDOT to Install Porta Potties on Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel

HAMPTON, Va. — Citing the continued increase of heavy traffic on Interstate 64, VDOT has announced the addition of porta potties on the Hampton Roads Bridge-Tunnel, sources confirmed Monday. According to a press release from Ryan Kilbourne, Deputy [read more ... ]

Chesapeake Bay To Be Drained, Cleaned, Refilled On Thursday

NORFOLK, Va. — Officials with the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration’s (NOAA) Chesapeake Bay Office announced this morning their plans to drain, clean, and refill the Bay this Thursday. RELATED (article continued below): [read more ... ]

Kidnappers‌ ‌Lure‌ ‌Northam‌ ‌Into‌ ‌Van‌ ‌With‌ ‌Trail‌ ‌of‌ ‌Chesapeake‌ ‌Oysters‌ ‌

RICHMOND, Va. — Capitol Police thwarted an attempt to kidnap Governor Ralph Northam late Tuesday evening, uncovering a bizarre plot involving a windowless van and scores of fresh Chesapeake oysters, sources confirmed Saturday. RELATED (article [read more ... ]

Norfolk Man Discovers Portsmouth Still Exists

NORFOLK, Va. — Local resident Mark Buckner was stunned this week to learn that Portsmouth, Virginia is still a city. Buckner, 25, reacted to the news of Portsmouth’s continuing existence with genuine astonishment. The Hampton Roads city was [read more ... ]

Closure of Public Beaches Improves Virginia Beach by 200% Overnight

VIRGINIA BEACH, Va. — Following Gov. Ralph Northam’s stay-at-home order that included closures of all public beaches, Virginia Beach saw an overall quality improvement of nearly 200% overnight, the Virginia Beach Tourism Board (VBTB) announced [read more ... ]

Op-ed: That Law That Prohibits Cursing on the Virginia Beach Boardwalk Is Fucking Bullshit

If you’re a true Virginian who hits the luscious shores of Virginia Beach every other weekend during the summer months, then chances are you’re familiar with one of the state’s most unique laws. The law loosely states that no cursing or swear [read more ... ]