Tim Kaine

Joe Morrissey Vows To Lower Voting Age From 18 to 17 if Elected

RICHMOND, Va. — In an effort to sway youth voters, Sen. Joe Morrissey (D-16th) announced his proposal to lower the voting age from 18 to 17 if elected to the late Rep. Donald McEachin’s congressional seat. The proposal, which political analysts [read more ... ]

“Who’s Running in This Bitch Again?” Asks Shitfaced Terry McAuliffe in Voting Line on Election Day

RICHMOND, Va. — Reeking of various craft beers, a heavily intoxicated former Gov. Terry McAuliffe loudly yelled for someone to tell him who was running in the election, sources confirmed Tuesday. RELATED (article continued below): Terry McAuliffe [read more ... ]

Biden Team Rejects Tim Kaine’s Offer To Play Harmonica at Inauguration

WASHINGTON — In a stinging rebuke, representatives of President-elect Joe Biden’s inaugural committee have turned down a request by Senator Tim Kaine (D-Va.) to perform a harmonica solo at the presidential inauguration, sources confirmed Monday. [read more ... ]

McAullife: “This is the worst hangover I’ve had since my 2014 inauguration”

RICHMOND, Va. — Following former Vice President Joe Biden’s triumphant victory in the 2020 Presidential Election, former Gov. Terry McAullife announced this morning that he is suffering from his worst hangover in years. “Man, we cracked [read more ... ]

VCU Student’s Civic Responsibility Stops at Free Sticker

RICHMOND, Va. — While young voters across the Commonwealth mobilize for today’s election, one VCU student has decided that her responsibilities as an American citizen and Virginia resident stop right around the point of getting a free “I [read more ... ]

Masked Man Vows to Steal Back Vice Presidency That Was Stolen From Him

RELATED: Tim Kaine Rejected by Fifth Jam Band He Tries to Join Democrats Run Puppy Against Tim Kaine in Primary, Kaine Endorses Puppy Tim Kaine Proposes Raising Debt Ceiling by $2 for Just One More [read more ... ]

Trump Drafts Chincoteague Ponies to Form First Space Cavalry

ACCOMACK, Va. — Following a surprise statement earlier this week confirming that the United States would soon have a new branch of the military called the “Space Force,” President Donald Trump made headlines once again by revealing that the [read more ... ]

Amanda Chase Apologizes in Advance for Next Horrible Words and Deeds

RICHMOND, Va. — Claiming that her campaign schedule is becoming more demanding by the day, Virginia Sen. Amanda Chase (R-Chesterfield) gave a heartfelt preemptive apology for the unconscionable things she will undoubtedly say or do in the coming [read more ... ]

Life-Size Monument of the Richmond Coliseum Proposed on Site of Current Coliseum

RICHMOND, Va. — After constant speculation regarding the future of the Richmond Coliseum, city officials announced Wednesday plans to replace the Coliseum with a life-size monument of the Richmond Coliseum. “Since Richmond is a city filled with [read more ... ]