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Report: It’s Still Fucking Monday Even While Working From Home

EVERYWHERE — Despite the fact that Virginia’s workers don’t have to physically travel to their offices due to COVID-19, the Virginia Department of Labor has confirmed that it’s still fucking Monday while working from home.

“Unfortunately, it doesn’t matter that you don’t have to beat the morning rush to get to work on time,” Jim Gonzalez, a spokesperson for the organization, said in a statement, explaining that the state’s labor force still had to wake up at the ass-crack of dawn to check in with a boss that they despise.

“Even though you can get by with dressing down a little bit, working from home doesn’t change a thing—it’s still a fucking Monday, and it feels like a fucking Monday. And you still have a long week ahead of you full of meetings and sending important emails to idiot coworkers who won’t read them.”

Gonzalez also noted that probably the worst part of working from home meant that people would have to make their own coffee in the mornings, as there is no longer an office break room with a freshly made pot of joe waiting for you.

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